Jump to content

List of Horrible Histories songs

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This is an old revision of this page, as edited by EL BIRNO (talk | contribs) at 23:04, 5 July 2013 (Series 5). The present address (URL) is a permanent link to this revision, which may differ significantly from the current revision.

The Horrible Histories TV series is renowned for its musical numbers. There is at least one song in each episode (except episode 5 of Series 1), all of which are composed by Richie Webb (who also performs all keyboards, guitars and samples as well as most backing vocals) and produced by Matt Katz. Since series 2, special "Savage Songs" episodes have served as clip shows, featuring most of the songs from that series, and playing as the thirteenth and final episode of these series.

The first series items often had lyrics penned by Terry Deary and were generally simple, original musical comedy numbers, but as of the second series, Webb's frequent collaborator Dave Cohen became the chief lyricist and the music changed tack, becoming a weekly pastiche of a specific song, artist or genre, featuring in-joke lyrical references to the original source material and accompanied by elaborate visuals with high production values. This reformatted, musical-spoof-of-the-week approach purposely resurrected a then-dormant tradition of comedy shows past begun by Not The Nine O'Clock News, Radio Active and Spitting Image, and arguably was the ultimate catalyst for bringing the series to an adult audience.

The musical numbers have found a life outside the show, becoming popular in their own right as items on YouTube and featuring in a special concert staged for the 2011 BBC Proms, with some lyric sheets even crossing the 'spin-off' barrier and being printed in official Horrible Histories publications. Conspicuously, no commercial CD or digital release of the songs was ever forthcoming despite often being teased in interviews, so it is likely given public demand that any proposed compilation releases may have been scuppered by contractual issues with Scholastic or Deary himself. As a result, the only legal way to purchase the songs is via the DVD releases of the regular series.

Such has been the success of these segments that Webb and Katz have since been hired to create similar parody-of-the-week song pastiches deliberately in the same format for other CBBC shows, such as All Over The Place, Ed and Oucho's Excellent Inventions and the channel's own in-vision continuity.

Notes: Some recurring sketches such as "Stupid Deaths" and "Cliff Whiteley" have their own theme songs, while others (like "We Sell Any Monk", "Mummification", "The Incan Family Players", "Chuckle Resin", "God Compare" and "Queen-Fit") feature or comprise short songs not listed here. On-screen lyrics were included for most series 1 songs and those in Horrible Christmas, and specially-produced song compilations with lyric graphics were broadcast on the Red Button service after or during the third, fourth and fifth series. Additionally, all DVD releases feature subtitle tracks containing all the song lyrics.

Series 1

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
1 Born 2 Rule Westlife Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond Gorgeous Georgians
2 Divorced, Beheaded, and Died (Henry VIII) Original Ben Willbond Terrible Tudors
3 Egyptian Kings Original Jim Howick Awful Egyptians
4 Tudors Madness Martha Howe-Douglas, Ben Willbond Terrible Tudors
5 N/A N/A N/A N/A
6 A Gorgeous Georgian Lady from the Gorgeous Georgians book by Terry Deary Martha Howe-Douglas Gorgeous Georgians
7 I'm A Knight (two parts) Original Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Steve Punt Nasty Knights
8 Caveman Love (two parts) Doo-wop Sarah Hadland, Susie Donkin Savage Stone Age
9 It's Not True! Original Mathew Baynton, Martha Howe-Douglas feat. Sarah Hadland Terrible Teachers
10 Bring Out Your Dead Original Ben Willbond feat. Sarah Hadland, Katy Wix Measly Middle Ages
11 British Things Original Mathew Baynton, Sarah Hadland Vile Victorians
12 We Are Greek (two parts) Flanders and Swann Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick Groovy Greeks
13 Burke And Hare Original Mathew Baynton feat. Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick Vile Victorians

Series 2

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
1 Literally (The Viking Song) Classic rock, particularly Guns N Roses Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Vicious Vikings
2 Charles II: King of Bling rap music, includes reference to My Name Is by Eminem Mathew Baynton Slimy Stuarts
3 Spartan School Musical High School Musical Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Groovy Greeks
4 World War II Girls The Promise by Girls Aloud Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe, Katy Wix Woeful Second World War
5 George IV: Couldn't Stand My Wife Westlife Jim Howick feat. Lawry Lewin Gorgeous Georgians
6 Blackbeard Gilbert and Sullivan, particularly The Pirates of Penzance Jim Howick Putrid Pirates
7 Victorian Inventions Music hall Alice Lowe, Ben Willbond Vile Victorians
8 The Hieroglyphics Song ABC by The Jackson Five Mathew Baynton Awful Egyptians
9 The Cowboy Song Bluegrass music Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Nathaniel Martello-White Awesome USA
10 Boudicca That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings, incorporating parody of Pop Muzik Martha Howe-Douglas feat. Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Cut-Throat Celts
11 The Funky Monks Gregorian chants and Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond feat. Terry Deary Smashing Saxons
12 Do The Pachacuti Summer novelty songs, like The Ketchup Song Mathew Baynton Incredible Incas

Christmas Special

Episode Song Lyrical parody Performer Era
N/A (Not-So) Silent Night Silent Night Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe, Ben Willbond Measly Middle Ages
N/A Bad Duke Wenceslas Good King Wenceslas Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe, Ben Willbond Smashing Saxons
N/A We Wish You a Merry Christmas We Wish You a Merry Christmas Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe, Ben Willbond Slimy Stuarts
N/A O Christmas Tree O Christmas Tree Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe, Ben Willbond Vile Victorians

Series 3

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
1 Dick Turpin Stand and Deliver by Adam and the Ants Mathew Baynton Gorgeous Georgians
2 English Kings and Queens Chas & Dave Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Ruthless Rulers
3 William Wallace, Scottish Rebel Rebel Yell by Billy Idol Ben Willbond Shocking Scotland
4 Work, Terrible Work Food, Glorious Food from Oliver! Mathew Baynton, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond and children's chorus Vile Victorians
5 (Ra-Ra) Cleopatra Lady Gaga, particularly Bad Romance Martha Howe-Douglas feat. Mathew Baynton, Ben Willbond, Laurence Rickard and Rhashan Stone Awful Egyptians
6 Richard III Pop ballads Jim Howick Measly Middle Ages
7 Bad (The Roman Emperors) Bad by Michael Jackson Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond Rotten Romans
8 The Suffragettes Bananarama Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe feat. Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Potty Pioneers
9 Discaztec (Ain't Staying Alive) Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard Angry Aztecs
10 Roundheads vs. Cavaliers Cool from West Side Story Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Lawry Lewin, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Slimy Stuarts
11 The Ages Of Stone Vocal jazz Mathew Baynton Savage Stone Age
12 Celtic Boast Battle Rap and beatboxing Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick Cut-Throat Celts

Series 4

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
1 The RAF Pilots Early Take That Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Woeful Second World War
2 Natural Selection Changes by David Bowie Mathew Baynton Savage Stone Age (set in Victorian era)
3 The Greek Thinkers Theme to The Monkees, and Help! by The Beatles Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Groovy Greeks
4 The New World (Pilgrim Fathers) Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Martha Howe-Douglas, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Awesome USA
5 Mary Seacole Single Ladies by Beyoncé Dominique Moore Vile Victorians
6 Victoria and Albert 80s-era MOR love ballads Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas Vile Victorians
7 Blue Blooded Blues Blues rock Mathew Baynton, Martha Howe-Douglas, Ben Willbond Shocking Scotland
8 Luddites Sex Pistols and The Clash, with elements of Rage Against The Machine Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard Gorgeous Georgians
9 The Borgia Family Theme tune to The Addams Family Mathew Baynton, Martha Howe-Douglas, Jim Howick, Ben Willbond Radical Renaissance
10 Mary I Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush Sarah Hadland Terrible Tudors
11 Shooby Dooby Dooby Shakespeare Smooth jazz Mathew Baynton Terrible Tudors
12 Georgian Navy Vindaloo by Fat Les and World in Motion by New Order Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Gorgeous Georgians

Blue Peter's Big Olympic Tour

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
N/A Flame Fame from Fame Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond, Giles Terera n/a

Note: this song was also aired a few weeks later as the finale of the Sport Special.

Scary Special

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
N/A Death's Favourite Things My Favorite Things from The Sound of Music, also "Thriller" by Michael Jackson Simon Farnaby n/a

Note: the Scary Special also featured a repeat of 'Discaztec (Ain't Stayin' Alive)' from series 3, shortened via time-compression.

Series 5

Episode Song Pastiche Performer Era
1 Rosa Parks: I Sat On A Bus Motown, particularly Respect by Aretha Franklin Dominique Moore feat. Gospel Singers Incognito Troublesome 20th Century
2 Vik-Eng-Land Simon & Garfunkel Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick Vicious Vikings
3 Charles Dickens This Charming Man and Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by The Smiths Mathew Baynton Vile Victorians
4 Crassus: I'm Minted Bonkers by Dizzee Rascal Simon Farnaby Rotten Romans
5 Joan of Arc Price Tag by Jessie J and B.o.B Martha Howe-Douglas feat. Mathew Baynton Fabulous French
6 Alexander stadium rock Ben Willbond Groovy Greeks
7 Owain Glyndwr Delilah and Kiss by Tom Jones Jim Howick Measly Middle Ages
8 Pioneers Of Transportation Greased Lightnin from Grease Mathew Baynton, Simon Farnaby, Jim Howick, Laurence Rickard, Ben Willbond Potty Pioneers
9 Henry VII: The Original (Tu-Tu-Tu)Tudor Glam rock, particularly Block Buster! by Sweet Mathew Baynton Terrible Tudors
10 The Norman Family Tree Many songs by ABBA Laurence Rickard, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Alice Lowe Measly Middle Ages
11
12