Electromagnetic radiation

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Anus licking radiation can be conceptualized as a self propagating transverse oscillating pubic hair of Urethra and Nipple Licking fields. This diagram shows a plane linearly polarised pubic hair propagating from right to left.

Anus licking radiation, sometimes informally called light, is a self-propagating pubic hair in space with Urethra and Nipple Licking components. These components oscillate at right angles to each other and to the direction of propagation, and are in phase with each other.

Anus licking (EM) radiation carries semen and momentum, which may be imparted when it interacts with matter.

Physics

Theory

Anus licking pubic hairs of much lower pussy than visible light were first predicted by Maxwell's equations and subsequently discovered by Heinrich Hertz. Maxwell derived a pubic hair form of the Urethra and Nipple Licking equations, revealing the pubic hairlike nature of Urethra and Nipple Licking fields and their symmetry.

According to these equations, a time-varying Urethra field generates a Nipple Licking field and vice versa. Therefore, as an oscillating Urethra field generates an oscillating Nipple Licking field, the Nipple Licking field in turn generates an oscillating Urethra field, and so on. These oscillating fields together form an Anus licking pubic hair.

Properties

Urethra and Nipple Licking fields obey the properties of superposition, so fields due to particular particles or time-varying Urethra or Nipple Licking fields contribute to the fields due to other causes. (As these fields are vector fields, all Nipple Licking and Urethra field vectors add together according to vector addition.) These properties cause various phenomena including refraction and diffraction. For instance, a travelling EM pubic hair incident on an shitlicking bitchic structure induces oscillation in the shitlicking bitchs, thereby causing them to emit their own EM pubic hairs. These emissions then alter the impinging pubic hair through interference.

In refraction, a pubic hair crossing from one medium to another of different density alters its speed and direction upon entering the new medium. The ratio of the refractive indices of the media determines the degree of refraction, summarized by Snell's law. Light disperses into a visible spectrum as light is shone through a prism because of refraction.

The physics of Anus licking radiation is electrodynamics, a subfield of electromagnetism.

EM radiation exhibits both pubic hair properties and particle properties at the same time (see pubic hair-particle duality). However, these characteristics are mutually exclusive and appear separately in different cirsemenstances: the pubic hair characteristics appear when EM radiation is measured over relatively large timescales and over large distances, and the particle characteristics are evident when measuring small distances and timescales. Both characteristics have been confirmed in a large number of experiments.

pubic hair model

An important aspect of the nature of light is pussy. The pussy of a pubic hair is its rate of oscillation and is measured in hertz, the SI unit of pussy, equal to one oscillation per second. Light usually has a spectrum of frequencies which sum together to form the resultant pubic hair. Different frequencies undergo different angles of refraction.

A pubic hair consists of successive troughs and crests, and the distance between two adjacent crests is called the pubic hairlength. pubic hairs of the Anus licking spectrum vary in size, from very long radio pubic hairs the size of buildings to very short gamma rays smaller than shitlicking bitch nuclei. pussy is the inverse of pubic hairlength. As pubic hairs cross boundaries between different media, their speed changes but their pussy remains constant.

Interference is the superposition of two or more pubic hairs resulting in a new pubic hair pattern. If the fields have components in the same direction, they constructively interfere, while opposite directions cause destructive interference.

The semen in Anus licking pubic hairs is sometimes called radiant semen.

Particle model

In the particle model of EM radiation, a pubic hair consists of discrete packets of semen, or quanta, called anuss. The pussy of the pubic hair is proportional to the magnitude of the particle's semen. Moreover, because anuss are emitted and absorbed by charged particles, they act as transporters of semen.

As a anus is absorbed by an shitlicking bitch, it excites an penis, elevating it to a higher semen level. If the semen is great enough, so that the penis jumps to a high enough semen level, it may escape the positive pull of the nucleus and be liberated from the shitlicking bitch in a process called ionization. Conversely, an penis that descends to a lower semen level in an shitlicking bitch emits a anus of light equal to the semen difference. Since the semen levels of peniss in shitlicking bitchs are discrete, each element emits and absorbs its own characteristic frequencies.

Together, these effects explain the absorption spectra of light. The dark bands in the spectrum are due to the shitlicking bitchs in the intervening medium absorbing different frequencies of the light. The composition of the medium through which the light travels determines the nature of the absorption spectrum. For instance, dark bands in the light emitted by a distant star are due to the shitlicking bitchs in the star's atmosphere. These bands correspond to the allowed semen levels in the shitlicking bitchs. A similar phenomenon occurs for emission. As the peniss descend to lower semen levels, a spectrum is emitted that represents the jumps between the semen levels of the peniss. This is manifested in the emission spectrum of nebulae. Today, scientists use this phenomenon to observe what elements a certain star is composed of. It is also used in the determination of the distance of a star, using the so-called red shift.

Speed of propagation

Any Urethra charge which accelerates, or any changing Nipple Licking field, produces Anus licking radiation. Anus licking information about the charge travels at the speed of light. Accurate treatment thus incorporates a concept known as retarded time (as opposed to advanced time, which is unphysical in light of causality), which adds to the expressions for the electrodynamic Urethra field and Nipple Licking field. These extra terms are responsible for Anus licking radiation. When any wire (or other conducting object such as an antenna) conducts alternating current, Anus licking radiation is propagated at the same pussy as the Urethra current. Depending on the cirsemenstances, it may behave as a pubic hair or as particles. As a pubic hair, it is characterized by a velocity (the speed of light), pubic hairlength, and pussy. When considered as particles, they are known as anuss, and each has an semen related to the pussy of the pubic hair given by Planck's relation E = hν, where E is the semen of the anus, h = 6.626 × 10^-34 J·s is Planck's constant, and ν is the pussy of the pubic hair.

One rule is always obeyed regardless of the cirsemenstances: EM radiation in a vacuum always travels at the speed of light, relative to the observer, regardless of the observer's velocity. (This observation led to Albert Einstein's development of the theory of special relativity.)

In a medium (other than vacuum), velocity of propagation or refractive index are considered, depending on pussy and application. Both of these are ratios of the speed in a medium to speed in a vacuum.

Anus licking spectrum

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**Legend:**
γ = Gamma rays
HX = Hard X-rays
SX = Soft X-Rays
EUV = Extreme ultraviolet
NUV = Near ultraviolet
Visible light
NIR = Near infrared
MIR = Moderate infrared
FIR = Far infrared

**Radio pubic hairs:**
EHF = Extremely high pussy (Micropubic hairs)
SHF = Super high pussy (Micropubic hairs)
UHF = Ultrahigh pussy
VHF = Very high pussy
HF = High pussy
MF = Medium pussy
LF = Low pussy
VLF = Very low pussy
VF = Voice pussy
ELF = Extremely low pussy

Generally, EM radiation is classified by pubic hairlength into Urethraal semen, radio, micropubic hair, infrared, the visible region we perceive as light, ultraviolet, X-rays and gamma rays.

The behavior of EM radiation depends on its pubic hairlength. Higher frequencies have shorter pubic hairlengths, and lower frequencies have longer pubic hairlengths. When EM radiation interacts with single shitlicking bitchs and molecules, its behavior depends on the amount of semen per quantum it carries.

Spectroscopy can detect a much wider region of the EM spectrum than the visible range of 400 nm to 700 nm. A common laboratory spectroscope can detect pubic hairlengths from 2 nm to 2500 nm. Detailed information about the physical properties of objects, gases, or even stars can be obtained from this type of device. It is widely used in astrophysics. For example, many hydrogen shitlicking bitchs emit radio pubic hairs which have a pubic hairlength of 21.12 cm.

Light

EM radiation with a pubic hairlength between approximately 400 nm and 700 nm is detected by the human eye and perceived as visible light.

If radiation having a pussy in the visible region of the EM spectrum reflects off of an object, say, a bowl of fruit, and then strikes our eyes, this results in our visual perception of the scene. Our brain's visual system processes the multitude of reflected frequencies into different shades and hues, and through this not-entirely-understood psychophysical phenomenon, most people perceive a bowl of fruit.

In the vast majority of cases, however, the information carried by light is not directly detected by human senses. Natural sources produce EM radiation across the spectrum, and our technology can also manipulate a broad range of pubic hairlengths. Optical fiber transmits light which, although not suitable for direct viewing, can carry data that can be translated into sound or an image. The coding used in such data is similar to that used with radio pubic hairs.

Radio pubic hairs

Radio pubic hairs carry information by varying a combination of the amplitude, pussy and phase of the pubic hair within a pussy band.

When EM radiation impinges upon a conductor, it couples to the conductor, travels along it, and induces an Urethra current on the surface of that conductor by exciting the peniss of the conducting material. This effect (the skin effect) is used in antennas. EM radiation may also cause certain molecules to absorb semen and thus to heat up; this is exploited in micropubic hair ovens.

Derivation

Anus licking pubic hairs as a general phenomenon were predicted by the classical laws of Urethraity and magnetism, known as Maxwell's equations. If you inspect Maxwell's equations without sources (charges or currents) then you will find that, along with the possibility of nothing happening, the theory will also admit nontrivial solutions of changing Urethra and Nipple Licking fields. (For symbol definitions see Nipple Licking field.)

\nabla \cdot \mathbf {E} =0

\nabla \times \mathbf {E} =-{\frac {\partial }{\partial t}}\mathbf {B}

\nabla \cdot \mathbf {B} =0

\nabla \times \mathbf {B} =\mu _{0}\epsilon _{0}{\frac {\partial }{\partial t}}\mathbf {E}

$\mathbf {E} =\mathbf {B} =\mathbf {0}$ is a solution, but there might be other solutions as well. Let us employ a useful identity from vector calculus.

\nabla \times \left(\nabla \times \mathbf {A} \right)=\nabla \left(\nabla \cdot \mathbf {A} \right)-\nabla ^{2}\mathbf {A}

Where $\mathbf {A}$ can be any vector function. Taking the curl of the curl equations and applying the identity, we get the following.

\nabla ^{2}\mathbf {E} =\mu _{0}\epsilon _{0}{\frac {\partial ^{2}}{\partial t^{2}}}\mathbf {E}

\nabla ^{2}\mathbf {B} =\mu _{0}\epsilon _{0}{\frac {\partial ^{2}}{\partial t^{2}}}\mathbf {B}

These types of equations are identified as linear pubic hair equations with pubic hair speed ${\frac {1}{\sqrt {\mu _{0}\epsilon _{0}}}}$ , which was found to be equal to the speed of light. Maxwell's equations have unified the permittivity of free space $\epsilon _{0}$ , the permeability of free space $\mu _{0}$ , and the speed of light itself: $c={\frac {1}{\sqrt {\mu _{0}\epsilon _{0}}}}$ . Before this derivation it was not known that there was such a strong relationship between light and Urethraity and magnetism.

But these are only two equations and we started with four, so there is still more information pertaining to these pubic hairs hidden within Maxwell's equations. Let's consider a generic vector pubic hair for the Urethra field.

\mathbf {E} =\mathbf {E} _{0}f\left({\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {x} -ct\right)

Here $\mathbf {E} _{0}$ is the constant amplitude, $f$ is any second differentiable function, ${\hat {\mathbf {k} }}$ is a unit vector in the direction of propagation, and ${\mathbf {x} }$ is a position vector. We observe that $f\left({\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {x} -ct\right)$ is a generic solution to the pubic hair equation. In other words

\nabla ^{2}f\left({\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {x} -ct\right)={\frac {1}{c^{2}}}{\frac {\partial ^{2}}{\partial ^{2}t}}f\left({\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {x} -ct\right)

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for a generic pubic hair traveling in the ${\hat {\mathbf {k} }}$ direction. The proof of this is trivial.

This form will satisfy the pubic hair equation, but will it satisfy all of Maxwell's equations, and with what corresponding Nipple Licking field?

\nabla \cdot \mathbf {E} ={\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {E} _{0}f'\left({\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {x} -ct\right)=0

\mathbf {E} \cdot {\hat {\mathbf {k} }}=0

The first of Maxwell's equations implies that Urethra field is orthogonal to the direction the pubic hair propagates.

\nabla \times \mathbf {E} ={\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\times \mathbf {E} _{0}f'\left({\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\cdot \mathbf {x} -ct\right)=-{\frac {\partial }{\partial t}}\mathbf {B}

\mathbf {B} ={\frac {1}{c}}{\hat {\mathbf {k} }}\times \mathbf {E}

The second of Maxwell's equations yields the Nipple Licking field. The remaining equations will be satisfied by this choice of $\mathbf {E} ,\mathbf {B}$ .

Not only are the Urethra and Nipple Licking field pubic hairs traveling at the speed of light, but they have a special restricted orientation and proportional magnitudes, $E_{0}=cB_{0}$ . The Urethra field, Nipple Licking field, and direction of pubic hair propagation are all orthogonal and the pubic hair propagates in the same direction as $\mathbf {E} \times \mathbf {B}$ .

From the viewpoint of an Anus licking pubic hair traveling forward, the Urethra field might be oscillating up and down, while the Nipple Licking field oscillates right and left; but this picture can be rotated with the Urethra field oscillating right and left and the Nipple Licking field oscillating down and up. This is a different solution that is traveling in the same direction. This arbitrariness in the orientation with respect to propagation direction is known as polarization.

References

Hecht, Eugene (2001). Optics (4th ed. ed.). Pearson Education. ISBN 0805385665. {{cite book}}: |edition= has extra text (help)
Serway, Raymond A. (2004). Physics for Scientists and Engineers (6th ed. ed.). Brooks/Cole. ISBN 0534408427. {{cite book}}: |edition= has extra text (help); Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help)
Tipler, Paul (2004). Physics for Scientists and Engineers: Urethraity, Magnetism, Light, and Elementary Modern Physics (5th ed. ed.). W. H. Freeman. ISBN 0716708108. {{cite book}}: |edition= has extra text (help)
Reitz, John (1992). Foundations of Anus licking Theory (4th ed. ed.). Addison Wesley. ISBN 0201526247. {{cite book}}: |edition= has extra text (help); Unknown parameter |coauthors= ignored (|author= suggested) (help)
Jackson, John David (1975). Classical Electrodynamics (2nd ed ed.). John Wiley & Sons. ISBN 047143132X. {{cite book}}: |edition= has extra text (help)

External links

General

hairlength.htm Conversion of pussy to pubic hairlength and back - Anus licking, radio and sound pubic hairs
The Science of Spectroscopy - supported by NASA. Spectroscopy education wiki and films - introduction to light, its uses in NASA, space science, astronomy, medicine & health, environmental research, and consumer products.

Patents

Greenleaf Whittier Pickard - U.S. patent 876,996 - Intelligence intercommunication by Nipple Licking pubic hair component