The Drunk Train
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"The Drunk Train" is the 16th episode of the seventh season of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, and the 152nd episode overall. It aired on February 13, 2012.[1]
Plot
Because Ted asked him to be his wingman, Barney meets a woman named Quinn who sees through all of his plays. To compensate for the poor night out, Barney insists that he and Ted try their luck on the late-night "Drunk Train", the last train out of the city, which is filled with the drunkest, most desperate bridge and tunnel people. The duo runs into difficulty scoring on the train, but they succeed on their third attempt when they find a solution (getting drunk themselves), until Barney reveals that he and Quinn had hooked up that first night. Ted realizes that Barney keeps thinking about Quinn, and tells him that if he feels something for her he should go after her, as it's Valentine's Day and such opportunities are rare. Ted admits that he's disappointed that he still has no-one he can't stop thinking about.
On a couples retreat for Valentine's Day, Marshall and Lily try to show Robin and Kevin that the success to a long-term relationship is not to "keep score". Lily and Marshall eventually end up bickering over the issue, but when they return home they decide, as impending parents, that they should work together as a team and no longer keep score. On the weekend trip Kevin proposes to Robin, who wants to accept but has to decide how to tell him that she can't have children and doesn't ever want them. After consulting Marshall and Lily, she tells Kevin, who still wants to marry her. However, because Robin does not want Kevin to regret marrying her, she firmly tells him that she does not want to have children ever, not even by adoption, forcing Kevin to truly reflect on the issue. He then takes back the proposal and they break up.
When Ted and Robin meet on the roof, Robin explains everything to him and confesses that she finally feels ready to have a serious relationship but believes she won't be able to find someone who can accept her now. In response, Ted says that he could and tells her he loves her.
Meanwhile, unknown to Barney, Quinn is revealed to be a dancer at the Lusty Leopard strip club and comments that he should have recognized her earlier due to his frequent visits. Quinn is actually the stripper 'Karma' whom Barney knew.
Music
- "Nocturne in E flat major, Op. 9, No. 2" by Frédéric Chopin.
- "Rivers and Roads" by The Head and the Heart.
Barney's blog
Barney attempts to raise awareness about a condition he calls "Enormous Penis Syndrome".[2]
Cultural references
- As the show accurately depicts, the "drunk train" is the nickname for late-night Friday and Saturday Long Island Rail Road trains returning to Long Island from Manhattan. The LIRR banned alcohol on "drunk trains" in May 2012 because of what a LIRR spokesman described as "[a]lcohol-fueled fare disputes and other disruptive activity".[3] Barney dubs the Drunk Train as the Whore-ient Express, the Long Island Tailroad, and the Little Engine with Wood. Ted calls it Thomas the Spank Engine and Barney reminds him of the children's book. Later Barney lists more names: Slamtrak, the Chatta-noogie Choo-Choo and the one Ted used (which Barney denies hearing).
- Ted went out with a girl whose favorite band is Glee.
- Barney claims to Ted that he went to MIT for college, and his favorite Einstein quote was "God doesn't play dice with the universe."
Critical response
Donna Bowman of the AV Club gave the episode a B, stating that Marshall and Lily's story inter-cutting with Kevin and Robin's made it a "return to form" after the disappointment of the previous episode.[4]
Alan Sepinwall of Hitfix.com said Robin's breakup with Kevin and Ted's admission of feelings for her is part of Victoria's warning at the end of Ducky Tie coming true.[5]
Ethan Alter of Television Without Pity gave the episode a C-, stating that he dreaded the consequences of Ted's confession to Robin for the rest of the season.[6] Audience reviews were reported to be similarly negative,[5] with criticism levelled at the way Ted still had feelings for Robin after one hundred and fifty two episodes despite the pilot explicitly stating that there was no future for them.
References
- ^ "Listings - HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER on CBS". TheFutonCritic.com. Retrieved January 26, 2012.
- ^ http://www.cbs.com/shows/how_i_met_your_mother/barneys_blog/83081/
- ^ Cruz, Demi (2012-05-09). "LIRR to late night passengers: 'Last call for alcohol'". Long Island Report. Retrieved January 24, 2013.
- ^ http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-drunk-train,69114/
- ^ a b http://www.hitfix.com/blogs/whats-alan-watching/posts/how-i-met-your-mother-the-drunk-train-shes-the-one
- ^ http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/how-i-met-your-mother/the-drunk-train.php