Kanan the cowboy Jedi? Darth Vader-type character named the Inquisitor? No sign of a colon? What's the world coming to? The end of storytelling that makes sense? And now to kill the entry (by which I don't mean "kill the entry") by relating the word "sense" to the Amazing Spider-Man 2's amazing spider sense. the Force energy field, which binds the galaxy together. I mean where's the fucking colon? In the belly of the Rancor?
Will premiere in the fall? More like will fall in the premiere. And... DOUBLE-KILLED IT!
If this were a tweet (and if the feature had already been implemented. I don't use Twitter; I dunno), people would be inaugurating their mute feature by muting me as soon as they heard me bird, A.K.A. "shut your beak".
I thought it was already there. Oh; silly me. If it was already there the periodic table would be so heavy it would have fallen through the actual table. *face palm*
I propose that element 32*13 be named The Cardinal Points Are Not News-ium, because "Points Are" has 32 letters and "Points Not News" has 13 letters.
Through the miracle of motion capture? Or through the miracle of mission capture? As in "oh no. They caught him. I guess we should've sent James Bond".
Let's hope that he will be able to see Benfica in Turin tu weeks from now (which it seems he will) and that the shroud of Turin will be raised by the hand of God, by which I mean that the UEFA cup will be raised by the hand of (Jorge) Jesus.
I h8 Windows 8. I hope it's not 2 l8 2 change back. Hey, Windows 8; why don't you go fuck yourself in the f8th? To go or not to go; that is the question. That is the question I would ask Wind 8, A.K.A. Win 8, A.K.A. Winnate, A.K.A. Wait, A.K.A. Weight (and Windo's 8 is both slow and heavy (well, that's not true, but you get the point)).
Real Madrid and Atlético Madrid in Lisbon? If the match weren't in Lisbon I couldn't go see it, but 500 kilometers away (or 500*0.62=you_have_Google_I'm_not_writing_the_result miles) they would be playing the final at home. Lucky for me San Siro is in Milan.
'Bout time. It's been four years since Just Case 2, as I call it, was released.
Let's see. Puerto Rico Rodriguez has already been to South America and Southeast Asia. Is it a safe bet that this time he'll free a country in South-southeast Afreeca?
Huh? Why the hell not?
So when is the announcement of JC-3PO (a pun that I pride myself on making so much that I just opened a can of Fanta) gonna see the light of May? Oops; I got ahead of myself.
How about announcing the title instead? I've never heard of any of these actors. Adam Driver? Oscar Isaac? Max von Sydow? The hell? Why didn't you get Ewan McAwesome? I won't see this movie if it won't star Ewan McAwesome. On December 18th 2015, I'll just watch Revenge of the Shit— Oh, crap. Can I still write the correct name?
Excuse me. I believe her name is Alam Amaluddin. (But that don't make it true. (Although, according to the law of attraction, it kinda does. I dunno. What am I? Some kinda lawyer?))
So two popes (265 and 266) are going to canonize two popes (261 and 264) and two popes (262 and 263) are going to swear vengeance on two popes (265 and 266) for canonizing two popes (261 and 264) and not canonizing two other popes (262 and 263)? It's gonna be interesting. Computer; program yourself to open the Vatican's YouTube channel at the designated time so I can follow the ceremony live without having to turn my T.V. on. Check Google for the designated time. Never mind; I'll do it. *starts typing on Google* what time is the canonization tomorrow *hits Enter* What? No automated answer? What kind of primitive time is this? Isn't it 2014? Jesus Cryst!
That ain't news. You have to wait until the final count is out. 329 days without playing news wise ass and that's the news you choose? I'm very disappointed in you, cardinal points. At least acknowledge the fact that the candidate's first name is the same as his last name. Then maybe say something about how this reminds you of when Admiral General Aladeen changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen"... or similar product. God— I mean "Allah". "Allah-deen".
A.K.A. "shut your beak".