User:The cardinal points are not news/entries

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[p] Republican U.S. senator Marco Rubio says he's ready to be president

Red Ruby for red elephant for White House! A.K.A. M.R. Florida for M.R. 2016.

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[e] Austrian singer Conchita Wurst wins Eurovision Song Contest

She would look better without that beard. What do you mean it's not a girl?

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[s] U.S. Food and Drug Administration approves Star Wars robotic arm for amputees

Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.

So I haven't made a cardinal post point in over 67*3600 seconds. I was too busy watching the S.W. prequel trilogy in black-and-white. Also, look what I have now! → #starwars Yay!

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[s] Scientists build virtual universe model spanning post-Big Bang to today

These guys are gods. I'ma become a physicist. I mean... No one gets laid more than master of ceremonies squared Stephen Hawking. (Yes. I know that's Einstein.) And I thought that people who made open-world video games were otherworldly.

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[p] Nazi-loot collector Cornelius Gurlitt dies at 81

I just saw The Monuments Men a couple of days ago and he was 12.

Oh. Right. Period movie.