Steve Carroll

Steve Carroll is an American Basketball Coach and Teacher, currently living in Holland Ohio. Steve is known most notably for winning the 1988 Toledo Battle of the Brains by completing a full puzzle in a record 8 minutes when he was 4. Steve is also known for another event usually called a "miracle". The event took place when he as his brother Brian Carroll of Whitehouse Ohio were enjoying a "Bucket of Fun" at an unknown tiki bar in Fort Myers Beach Florida. Brian become inexplicably ill, and struggled to walk back to the condo. Reports allege that he may have vomited near and most likely into a (public) pool. This obviously upset some of the locals who did not want to swim is his vomit laced pool. Tensions rose, and Steve most likely saved Brians life from an ill tempered 90 year old man, who at the time had the physical upper hand on Brian. While Steve was able to save Brian's life that day, he was not able to save the use of all of Brian's lower extremities. While Brian's legs were saved, unfortunately the use of Brian Carroll's reproductive system has been ruined, forever. He constantly wets himself in fear of the 90 year old man returning.

References

• "Steve Carroll." Anaheim Ducks. 11 July 2008.