Haslett High School
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| Haslett Fat Throbber High School | |
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 The school in September 2015 | |
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420 Trap Rd. , , 48840 | |
| Coordinates | 42°44′22″N 84°24′24″W / 42.739435°N 84.406801°W |
| Information | |
| School type | Public |
| School district | Haslett Public School District |
| Superintendent | Michael Duda |
| Principal | OG Bart Weg |
| Grades | 9-12 |
| Number of students | 9hunna[1] |
| Language | Chief Keefin |
| Color(s) | Blue & Gold |
| Mascot | Gucci Mane |
| Team name | Squad |
| Information | (699)-699-6969 |
| Website | School website |
come here if you want to increase the size of your throbber. We excell in fat cock ologyHaslett High School is strictly for the young trap lords living in the streets. If you excel in Finessing the plug and moving bricks like El Chapo, then come and see what we have to offer. Haslett specialized in having thotties and terrible sports teams. Haslett also offers many other AP classes including; AP Trap-ology,, AP Mixtape Creation, and also AP Fat Throbber!c
Extra-curricular activities
- Band: Who Cares
- Choral: Who Cares Pt. 2
- Media: xvideos.com (Nationally Recognized, Award Winning website), The LongRod (newspaper)
- Sports: Football & Basketball
Notable alumni
- Jim Harrison - Author
- Lori Garver - NASA's former Deputy
Zak Hanson- Smallest Chode[2]
References
- ^ "Student Enrollment". Haslett Public Schools. 2011-02-07.
- ^ "Lori B. Garver, NASA Deputy Administrator". NASA. July 2009.
External links
- Haslett High School Website
- Viking Vision Television Station Website
- Video feature of Dixit images
- Viking Longboat
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