SBA

SBA may stand for: Slut Ball Assiciation

History

Slut Ball Association is a proposed sporting league created by the AVA. The SBA is a pornographic sport created for the enjoyment of the fan. The proposed league hopes to begin play in 2019 with a 12 team league. Current franchises are owned by pornographic companies such as Digital Playground, Brazzers, and Bang Bros. Currently there are 8 teams registered within the league.

Western Conference Los Angeles (2), Las Vegas (2)

Eastern Conference Phoenix, Dallas, Miami, New York

Rules

The game is played on a basketball sized court with smaller soccer nets at each end. The intent is based on handball to score on the net. There is a 3 point line in the outer key.

Each team will consist of a 11 player bench, 6 females and 5 males, Goaltenders must be female.

Penalties A penalty will be given for contact, tripping, hitting, fouls. The penalties will result in a male player from the opposing team picking a female player to have sex with in doggy style on the court. Afterwards play will resume from the point of foul. Two fouls on an individual will result in the female player chosen not only to have sex with the opposing male player, but give the referee a blow job. 3rd foul by an individual will result in a double penetration, 4th foul will result in a gangbang, and 5th will result in ejection from the game.

Foul in the crease will result in a penalty shot, the opposing goaltender will sit on top of a fouled teams players penis. She will ride the penis in cow girl position while trying to block the shot.

Sybian Each team will give a selected opposing player on the court a sybian to place in their vagina. This will be controlled by the opposing coach with the scale to mess with the player during play. The sybian can only be on for 30 seconds total every 5 minutes, otherwise resulting in a penalty shot.

The uniform will consist of nude players on the courts.

Cheerleaders will be topless with mini skirts, having nothing underneath.

Teams The league consists of two conferences of currently eight franchises. The goal is by the leagues depute to have a total of twelve teams.

Western Conference Los Angeles Sluts Los Angeles Anal Queens Las Vegas Pussy Las Vegas Deap

Eastern Conference Phoenix Penetration Dallas Black Cocks Miami Meloons New York Hooters

Notable Players Currently a few players have been signed to franchises for the 2019 season. Porn stars and former porn stars have been offered contracts.

Los Angeles Sluts: Sasha Grey, Katsumi, Julia Ann (Coach)

Los Angeles Anal Queens: Sunny Leon, Stoya, Natalia Starr, Natasha Starr, Jenna Jameson (Coach)

Las Vegas Pussy: Mia Malkova, Brianna Love, Rikki Six, Lisa Ann (Coach)

Las Vegas Deep: Keira Nicole, Evan Stone (Coach)

Phoenix Penetration: Bibi Jones, Riley Ried, Jessa Rhodes, Tommy Gun (Coach)

Dallas Black Cocks: Jenna Haze, Jesse Jane (Roomerd), Riley Steele (Roomerd, Manuel Ferrara (Coach)

Miami Meloons: Allie Haze, Mick Blue, Dani Daniels

New York Hooters: Asa Akira, Belle Knox, Keisha Grey, Gabriella Fox, Stormy Daniels, Priya Rai (Coach)

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