Krunk (profanity)
Krunk is a swear word devised by the staff of Late Night with Conan O'Brien that is so new, it won't be bleeped out if used on television.
Examples: "Wow! Look at the krunks on her!" "Would you mind picking up your dog's krunk? I almost stepped in it!" "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned; I touched my krunker three times since my last confession." "Your mama's so fat, after krunking her I rolled over twice and was still on her." (From a post to the usenet group alt.fan.conan-obrien ).
Krunk was used during the first two seasons of the O'Brien show, beginning in early 1994. He encouraged guests to insert the word into their conversations. On April 30, 2004, American Idol host Randy Jackson used "krunked" during the show, but by then O'Brien had no idea what Jackson was talking about.