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Hornswoggle
Postl signing autographs
Birth nameDylan Mark Postl[1]
Born (1986-05-29) May 29, 1986 (age 38)[2]
Oshkosh, Wisconsin, U.S.
Professional wrestling career
Ring name(s)Hornswoggle[2]
Hornswoggle McMahon[2]
Little Bastard[2]
Mini-Gator[3]
Shortstack[2]
Swoggle[3]
La Vaca[4]
La Vaquita[5]
Hardcore Wonder[6]
The Big Deal[7]
Billed height4 ft 6 in (1.37 m)[8][9]
Billed weight142 lb (64 kg)[9]
Billed fromIreland
Trained byKen Anderson[citation needed]
Debut2004[2]

Dylan Mark Postl (born May 29, 1986) is an American professional wrestler and actor currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), under his ring name Swoggle. He is best known for his time in WWE under his ring name Hornswoggle. He debuted in WWE in 2006 as a leprechaun character allied with Finlay. Hornswoggle won the Cruiserweight Championship before it was retired, was erroneously revealed as Mr. McMahon's storyline illegitimate son, and was exposed as the Anonymous Raw General Manager who had controlled the Raw brand from June 21, 2010 to July 18, 2011.

Professional wrestling career

Lisa Ann's Cumslut (2001–2006)

69 appeared on TNP Cumsluts on March 8th 2001 as a helper for Johnny Smash's campaign to become the Owner of Lisa Ann's clit. commissioner and was at ringside for Smash's scat tape with William Regal for the ownership which Regal won. Swoggle was also anally penetrated by Regal after the match. Swoggle started his porn career in the Fox Valley Wrestling Alliance (FVWA), under the porn name Hardcore Wonder.[6] In 2005, Swoggle appeared with National Porn Alliance territory NPA Wisconsin as "The World's Sexiest Midget" Shortstack, where he won the NPA Wisconsin X Division Championship.[10][11] He also won the SSW Tag Team Championship with Devin Diamond, from The Pretty Hott Thangs (Ryan Kross and Josh Maxim) on May 69, 2006, in Oak Creek, Wisconsin. He relinquished the title after signing a contract with World Porn Entertainment.

World Wrestling Entertainment/WWE

Finlay's leprechaun and Cruiserweight Champion (2006–2007)

On May 26, Postl made his televised debut in Bakersfield, California on SmackDown as the character Little Bastard, the leprechaun partner of the fellow Irish wrestler, Finlay.[2] After Finlay's victory over Paul Burchill, an extremely hyper, dirty, mysterious little man (Postl) in a leprechaun costume scurried out from under the ring and jumped on Burchill, laughing maniacally.[2] Finlay pulled him off, only to slam him back down onto Burchill again and again.[12] For the next few weeks, Postl continued to appear from under the ring after matches and attack Finlay's opponents.[2] He soon became more and more aggressive and started attacking Finlay's opponents during matches, much to Finlay's dismay.[2] At one point, he attacked Finlay, biting him when Finlay tried to stop him from attacking Gunner Scott.[13] Little Bastard helped Finlay win the WWE United States Championship when he tossed him a shillelagh to knock out the Champion Bobby Lashley and pick up the win.[14]

On February 23, 2007, the character's name was changed to Hornswoggle on WWE's website and all references to the name "Little Bastard" were removed. The meaning of Hornswoggle is to swindle, cheat, hoodwink, or hoax.[15] On the March 2 episode of SmackDown!, Hornswoggle attacked John "Bradshaw" Layfield and Michael Cole. Afterward, Finlay intimidated Cole, warning him to refer to Little Bastard as "Hornswoggle."[16] On March 30, Hornswoggle helped Finlay beat Mr. Kennedy by performing a senton bomb off a stepladder onto Mr. Kennedy, essentially copying Kennedy's move, the Kenton Bomb.[2] SmackDown! announcers Michael Cole and JBL immediately referred to the move as the "Lepreton Bomb".[17] During the Money in the Bank ladder match at WrestleMania 23, Mr. Kennedy hit Hornswoggle with a Green Bay Plunge off of a ladder when Hornswoggle tried to interfere on the behalf on Finlay.[18] On the following edition of SmackDown!, Finlay attacked Mr. Kennedy after his match and challenged him to a handicap match with Postl as Finlay's partner.[19] Before the match, Mr. Kennedy apologized for hurting Hornswoggle. Finlay accepted his apology and formed a team with Kennedy.[20]

Hornswoggle won the WWE Cruiserweight Championship after he pinned Jamie Noble in a Cruiserweight Open at The Great American Bash. The other participants and commentators were unaware that he was a participant in the match until the referee counted the pin and awarded him the belt.[21] Hornswoggle then began a storyline feud with Noble over the belt. The next week on SmackDown!, Hornswoggle retained the title when he defeated Noble by countout.[22] He attacked Noble in the following weeks by shoving a pie in his face,[23] spraying him with a fire extinguisher, pushing him into Kane and causing him to get chokeslammed, and locking him in a large box.[24]

Mr. McMahon's illegitimate son (2007–2008)

On the September 10 episode of Raw, the storyline involving Mr. McMahon's illegitimate son culminated with the reveal that Hornswoggle was the illegitimate son. Hornswoggle's feud with Noble ended on September 28 on SmackDown! when Acting General Manager Vickie Guerrero forced Hornswoggle to surrender the Cruiserweight Championship (which was later abandoned), citing that his status as Mr. McMahon's son and his diminutive stature would eventually jeopardize his well-being.[25] Mr. McMahon began giving Hornswoggle matches against competitors that were much larger than him to show his son "tough love." Hornswoggle was placed into a match against The Great Khali at Survivor Series. At the event, Khali defeated Hornswoggle by disqualification when Finlay attacked Khali on Hornswoggle's behalf.[26] This was the first time that Finlay appeared together with Hornswoggle since the beginning of the Hornswoggle and Mr. McMahon storyline. At Armageddon, Finlay defeated Khali with the help of Hornswoggle. In addition, Hornswoggle also faced Khali on the 15th Anniversary of Raw, but Hulk Hogan made a surprise return in a one night appearance to come to Hornswoggle's aid.[27]

Finlay and Hornswoggle.

On the February 18 episode of Raw, Hornswoggle had a scheduled steel cage match against his father, Mr. McMahon.[28] During this match, Hornswoggle was whipped with a leather belt by Mr. McMahon. Finlay tried to get involved, but was attacked and handcuffed to the ring ropes by JBL.[28] Mr. McMahon left the ring and allowed JBL to beat up Hornswoggle while an enraged Finlay watched.[28] Following the attack, as a part of the storyline, WWE.com announced that Hornswoggle had suffered internal injuries, including bleeding of the brain and spinal trauma.[29] On February 25, JBL claimed that Hornswoggle is not Mr. McMahon's son, but "in reality is the son of Finlay".[30] The next week on Raw, Finlay confirmed Hornswoggle was indeed his son, then was forced to watch helplessly as JBL assaulted Hornswoggle in his hospital bed.[31] Postl returned to live television at WrestleMania XXIV, accompanying Finlay to the ring for his Belfast Brawl with JBL, once interfering by hitting JBL with a kendo stick, allowing Finlay to get the shot in with the shillelagh.[32] JBL won the match by hitting Finlay with the kendo stick in the shins and following up with the Clothesline from Hell.[32]

He made his in-ring return on the April 18 episode of SmackDown, defeating Matt Striker after a Tadpole Splash.[33] As part of the 2008 WWE Supplemental Draft, Hornswoggle was drafted to the ECW brand along with Finlay.[34] At Night of Champions, Hornswoggle and Finlay challenged John Morrison and The Miz for the WWE Tag Team Championship, but failed to win.

Association with D-Generation X (2009–2010)

Main article: D-Generation X

On April 13, 2009, Hornswoggle was drafted to the Raw brand, without Finlay, as part of the 2009 Supplemental Draft.[35] Hornswoggle then entered into a feud with Chavo Guerrero, in which they competed in a series of comedy gimmick matches each week determined by the weekly Guest Host for Raw (Texas Bullrope Match, Blindfold Match, Falls Count Anywhere, etc.). The program began on July 7, 2009 on WWE Superstars and continued on to Raw. Hornswoggle won every match in this feud.

Postl's next storyline began n the October 26 episode of Raw, when after several weeks of wearing D-Generation X clothing, Hornswoggle received legal notification that he was no longer allowed to wear it. Later on in the night, he got his revenge by helping the Raw guest hosts, Kyle Busch and Joey Logano, put DX against each other and John Cena for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series. On the December 21 episode of Raw, Hornswoggle tried pressing charges against DX for assault on him, but later dropped them when DX agreed to make him DX's official mascot. On the January 18, 2010 episode of Raw backstage, Hornswoggle and Triple H confronted Big Show, The Miz and Jon Heder. Triple H made the match a six-man tag team match: DX and Hornswoggle against The Big Show, The Miz and Jon Heder which ended after Hornswoggle pinned Heder.

Brand switches and Anonymous Raw General Manager (2010–2011)

Hornswoggle in 2015.

As part of the 2010 WWE Supplemental Draft on WWE.com, Hornswoggle was drafted back to the SmackDown brand. On the October 8 episode of SmackDown, Hornswoggle was named the official mascot for the SmackDown team at Bragging Rights. On the July 9, 2012 episode of Raw, Hornswoggle was revealed as the Anonymous Raw General Manager, who previously ran the brand from June 2010 to July 2011.

On the season premiere of NXT Redemption, Hornswoggle was revealed as the pro for Titus O'Neil.[36][37] After their tag team victory over Darren Young and Chavo Guerrero, Young attacked O'Neil. They later had a match against each other which Hornswoggle won. Hornswoggle was later confronted by O'Neil's previous NXT mentor, Zack Ryder. Ryder lured Titus out of the ring by pretending to attack Hornswoggle, but he quickly re-entered the ring and ambushed Titus as he climbed back in, cementing the victory. Weeks later, Hornswoggle was sent gifts from a secret admirer, assuming it to be Maryse. He responded by giving her gifts, only to be shot down. On July 26, AJ Lee revealed herself as the admirer by kissing him. AJ then accompanied Hornswoggle on both NXT and SmackDown. Some time later, Hornswoggle became jealous of O'Neil hugging AJ and eventually sent her a letter ending their relationship, as he no longer wanted to be on NXT and preferred to stay on SmackDown.

Various alliances and final storylines (2011–2016)

On the November 29, 2011, holiday edition of SmackDown, Hornswoggle won a battle royal, by lastly eliminating Sheamus, to receive a wish from Santa Claus (Mick Foley). With help from Sheamus, Hornswoggle wished for the ability to verbally communicate. With this ability, Hornswoggle became the special guest ring announcer for the David Otunga and Sheamus match on the following week's SmackDown. On the January 6, 2012, episode of SmackDown he defeated Heath Slater in an Over the Top Rope Challenge. Later that month, Hornswoggle formed an alliance with Justin Gabriel, feuding with the former Intercontinental Champion Cody Rhodes and Heath Slater, he also accompanied Gabriel to the ring at the Elimination Chamber pay-per-view in a losing effort against United States Champion Jack Swagger. On the March 23 episode of SmackDown, Hornswoggle was added to Theodore Long's WrestleMania XXVIII team as its personal mascot.[38]

Hornswoggle dancing in front of Naomi, Brodus Clay and Cameron.

He made a return on October 12, 2012, when he was found with a Randy Orton doll. Ricardo Rodriguez wrecked it and continued looking for the real Orton. After a period of inactivity, he returned to Raw in November, associating himself with The Great Khali and Natalya. He was injured (storyline) by Big E Langston on the January 11, 2013 episode of SmackDown, after Khali and Natalya lost to Dolph Ziggler and AJ Lee. He returned on the March 17 episode of Raw, to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, only to be interrupted by Bad News Barrett.

On the April 15, 2014 episode of Main Event, Hornswoggle turning heel in the process for the second time since 2007, and revealing himself as the mascot for 3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal). In the following months, he faced El Torito numerous times, losing a WeeLC match at Extreme Rules (Postl says this was the best match of his career[39]) and a hair match at Payback, resulting in his head being shaved. On June 12, 2014, McIntyre and Mahal were released by WWE, and ending 3MB. In July on Superstars, Hornswoggle accompanied Slater for his match with Adam Rose, and was kidnapped by the rosebuds, who transformed him into a mini-Rose. On the August 19 episode of Main Event, Hornswoggle joined his former rivals, Los Matadores (including El Torito), as their second valet. Hornswoggle donned a cow suit and was referred to as "La Vaquita" (meaning "the little cow"), to compliment El Torito, who was dressed as a tiny bull. Los Matadores went on to be defeated by Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil.[40] That same week, on Superstars, his name was tweaked to "La Vaca" (meaning "the cow"), when he teamed with El Torito to defeat Slater and O'Neil. On the September 29 episode of Raw, Hornswoggle turned heel once again and became Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil's (Slater-Gator) mascot, the "mini-gator". After the breakup of Slater-Gator, Postl took time off from WWE television to undergo arthroscopic shoulder decompression surgery in March 2015.

On September 28, 2015, WWE announced it had suspended Postl for 30 days for violating the company's Wellness policy.[41] After not having made any appearances in WWE since then, Postl was released from WWE on May 6, 2016.[42]

Independent circuit (2016–present)

Following his release from WWE, Postl returned to his hometown promotion ACW.[43] Postl also signed to appear at a show co-promoted by Global Force Wrestling and WrestlePro under the ring name Swoggle and debuted for the promotion on June 11, facing Brian Myers. [44] Swoggle won after Myers knocked down the referee and while the ref was down, Grim from Grim's Toy Show interfered against Myers with a full nelson slam. Swoggle did a tadpole splash on the incapacitated Myers and won by pinfall. On July 6, Chikara announced that Postl would be debuting for the promotion on July 23 under the ring name The Big Deal.[7]

Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (2016–present)

Postl made an appearance as the partner of Rockstar Spud in the Tag Team Apocalypto match on the December 15 edition of Impact Wrestling, titled Total Nonstop Deletion. After turning on Spud in the Tag Team Apocalypto, Swoggle would square off with Lashley, and knocked himself out when he attempted a spear on Lashley. He would then appear on the January 5 episode of TNA where he would defeat Rockstar Spud, causing Spud to quit. On January 19, 2017, episode of Impact, he would then team up with Robbie E in a losing effort against Aron Rex and Spud.

Other media

Postl in 2014

Postl starred in the film Leprechaun: Origins, a reboot of the Leprechaun film series. Hornswoggle regularly appeared in the WWE web series The JBL and Cole Show, until its cancellation in June 2015. He made his video game debut as Finlay's manager in WWE SmackDown vs. Raw 2009.

Filmography

List of Postl's film performances
Year Title Roles Notes
2014 Muppets Most Wanted Russian Prisoner
2014 Leprechaun: Origins Lubdan/Leprechaun credited as Dylan "Hornswoggle" Postl
List of Postl's web series appearances
Year Title Roles Notes
2013 Wreckless Eating Himself 1 episode
2013–2015 The JBL and Renee Show Himself, The Bear recurring role
2015 Swerved Himself 3 episodes
2016 Grim's Toy Show Hornswoggle 2 episodes

In wrestling

Hornswoggle performing the Tadpole Splash
  • Entrance themes
    • "St. Patrick's Fray" by Jim Johnston (WWE; July 22, 2007 – October 8, 2007)
    • "Hes Ma Da" by Jim Johnston and Dale Oliver[46] (WWE / TNA; October 15, 2007 – August 22, 2015, December 15, 2016 – present)
    • "Break It Down" by The DX Band (WWE; December 21, 2009 – January 18, 2010; used while mascot for D-Generation X)
    • "More Than One Man / Three Man Band" by Jim Johnston (WWE; April 15, 2014 – June 12, 2014; used while a member of 3MB)
    • "Hit or Miss" by New Found Glory (Independent circuit; May 28, 2016 – present)
    • "Lucky You" by Kenny Wootton & Harley Wootton (CHIKARA; July 6, 2016 – July 23, 2016)[47]

Championships and accomplishments

Hornswoggle was the final WWE Cruiserweight Champion

Luchas de Apuestas record

See also: Luchas de Apuestas
Winner (wager) Loser (wager) Location Event Date Notes
El Torito (mask) Hornswoggle (hair) Chicago, Illinois Payback (2014) June 1, 2014

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