Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/No (3rd nomination)

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No. Just no. Ten Pound Hammer • ^{(What did I screw up now?)} 00:59, 1 April 2017 (UTC) Yes - delete - preferably speedily. ↅ𝜞 _{(Contact me) (See my edits)} 01:02, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Yes. Because I like votes.^{[April Fools!]} Narutolovehinata5 ^tccsdnew 01:12, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Maybe. can someone propose Past for AfD so we can make more paradoxes? DiamondMiner7^On_WHEELz!^{april fools!}_ProDuct0339 01:21, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
But can you even? If not, delete. – Juliancolton | ^Talk 01:31, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Yes because no. ThePlatypusofDoom ^{April Fools!} 12:39, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
No keep ... wait no delete ... No I don't no no. –Davey2010^Talk 13:56, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
NO —k6ka 🍁 (Talk · Contributions) 14:31, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Say no! Eye snore 14:38, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Nooooooo --Tito Dutta (talk) 15:21, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
Redirect to Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo because why not? -'KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email}) 16:24, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
How about no? Tompop888^{(talk) (contribs)} 19:43, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]
@Tompop888: What about a redirect to Uranus instead? -KAP03(^{Talk • Contributions • Email})
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! — Darth Vader (talk) 20:59, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]

Relisted to generate a more thorough discussion and clearer consensus.
Relisting comment: While many valid arguments for keeping the page have been submitted throughout the course of the discussion, I intend to relist this debate as many times as it takes for a "delete" consensus to emerge, as is customary. Vote early, vote often.
Please add new comments below this notice. Thanks, – Juliancolton | ^Talk 22:41, 1 April 2017 (UTC)[reply]