Season 3 episodes for Drake & Josh

These are a list of Season 3 episodes from the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh with the episodes orignal airdates included. Season 3 included 2005 through 2006.

The Drake and Josh Inn: April 2, 2005

The Drake and Josh Inn was the 21st episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on April 2nd, 2005. The episode is the third season opener.

Plot synopsis

When their parents leave for Los Angeles for the weekend, Drake, Josh, and Megan are left home alone, and the boys are in charge. Drake irresponsibly spends all of the $200 that they were given to buy food, and they have to find a way to get more money. The boys decide to pretend that their home is a bed-and-breakfast. This pays well when one couple spends the night there, but then Drake brings 75 college students to the house. Things get worse; Megan finds out, and MTV sets up cameras at the house and broadcasts the party on TV. Josh desperately gets his boss Helen to come and end the party, but she finds herself as part of it.

Meanwhile, their parents are in Los Angeles, flipping through the TV channels, when they come across MTV, and notice the studio looks familiar. They call home and say they are coming. Drake and Josh enlist Megan's help to get the college students to leave. They come up with the idea that "monoxopuff gas", a fictional gas which makes one's eyes bleed, exists in the house. They pump green dye from the brothers' room through the ventilation system. Drake and Josh run down to the living room and tell the guests about the "monoxopuff" and points to a vent, where the green dye was being emitted. The people leave in a panic, and Drake, Josh, and Megan get the house cleaned up before their parents get home. Unfortunately, after Drake, Josh, and Megan head upstairs to turn off the "monoxopuff", the police arrive and arrest the parents for hosting a televised event in their home without a license. Drake, Josh, and Megan get back downstairs after the police take the parents down to the police station and wonder where they are.

Trivia

• The name of the hotel in which the parents stay in the episode is "The Four Schneiders," after executive producer Dan Schneider.
• The character of Mr. Oldman is played by Dan Schneider in this episode. The character will return in the episode "Waiting in Line," scheduled to air sometime in 2006.

Peruvian Puff Pepper: April 9, 2005

Peruvian Puff Pepper was the 22nd episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on April 9th, 2005, as a part of the early third season, which considered from fans as the meanest episode ever.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler When Josh enters a salsa making contest, Drake wants to help. Megan sabotages the first salsa Drake and Josh were making with an explosive powder. The salsa explodes on Drake, Josh, and the entire kitchen. They blame Megan for the sabotage, but are unable to convince their parents that Megan is "evil," even though they found some weird technology in her room (monitors that offer views of the whole house, a buzzer that zaps Josh's bottom, etc.) Megan decides that she wants to enter the contest herself. She orders a special pepper that is bound to win her the contest. Drake and Josh steal it, and narrowly win the contest. When they reveal their secret, (the "utilization of the Peruvian puff pepper") they lose their title, as the pepper is outlawed in the United States (it causes kidney problems and chapped lips) thus resulting in them getting disqualified and Megan winning the contest and the prize (a big Mitsubishi 45 inch plasma screen TV, spoofed as a "Yitsubishi" Plasma screen TV ). Josh then angrily tells Megan that him and Drake stealing the pepper, winning, and then losing to her, was her plan all along. Megan sarcastically denies this by saying that she's not that smart, when she really is.

Goofs

• Even though Drake mentions the only occasion he has been in Megan's room was one point when she was 5 (She shoved Drake out the window and told Audrey he slipped and fell). However, in Grammy, Drake went into Megan's room to unpack Grammy's stuff, and in The Foam Finger when Drake gets into so big of a fight with Josh that he decides to move out of the room, he decides to move in with Megan.

We're Married: April 16, 2005

We're Married was the 23rd episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on April 16th, 2005, as a part of the third season.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler Josh is ecstatic when he discovers that his e-pal, Yooka, is coming all the way from the (fictional) country of Yudonia to the United States to visit him. He tries to make her feel as if she is still in Yudonia, but Drake suggests showing her American things.

Later, Drake and Josh eavesdrop on Yooka's call home. They mistranslate the Yudonian words for "sick of home," thinking she's "homesick," so they stage a special Yudonian ceremony for her. The ceremony turns out to be a wedding, and Drake becomes married to Yooka. With Josh's help, Drake finds a way to get the wedding annulled. Unfortunately, the plan is in motion when Drake learns that Yooka's father is a billionaire (it is unknown whether or not this is in American currency). Josh invites Yooka's parents to dinner and serves goat meat as the main course; since goats are sacred in Yudonia, Yooka's father splits the couple up. Yooka writes to Josh at the end of the episode, telling him that her new boyfriend received the Boston Red Sox as a gift from her father.

Trivia

• The tune of Ick Von Schnye, a "Yudonian folk song" sung by Josh to Yooka, seems to be that of Jingle Bells.

Mindy's Back: April 30, 2005

Mindy's Back was the twenty-fourth episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on April 30th, 2005 as part of the third season.

Synopsis

Josh is excited about the science fair, as it is the first time he will not be competing against his archrival, Mindy Crenshaw. (In the episode Honor Council, she was sent to a mental hospital.)

Josh is surprised to see that, not only does she appear at the fair, she wins, with a magnet, the same project that Josh used! The next day, Mindy chooses Josh as a partner on a history project. When Mindy comes over to work on the project, they realize that they only fought because they like each other. They begin dating.

Even after a few weeks, Josh still has not told Drake that he's dating Mindy because Drake does not like her much. Mindy hears this and refuses to kiss Josh or contact him until he tells Drake. Mindy leaves angry about this subject and breaks up with Josh.

Josh tells Drake what happened; Drake helps him to get back together with her: They climb into Mindy's window in the middle of the night to apologize. Mindy acts as if she doesn't care, but a the last moment, she says, "Oh just kiss me!" They kiss, and fall out of the window. Though this was an awkward moment, and very painful, they still liked each other! They begin dating again, and continue through at least the next six episodes. Template:Episode navigation

The Affair: May 21, 2005

The Affair is an episode from the third season of the Nickelodeon television series Drake & Josh, which first aired on May 21, 2005. It is one of the few episodes which centers around one of Drake and Josh's parents. In this case, it's about their father, Walter Nichols.

Plot summary

Template:Spoiler Drake overhears Walter talking on the phone with a mysterious lady and thinks that his stepfather might be having an affair. He explains this to Josh, and soon they catch Walter in all sorts of unusual behavior, including coming home late at night and making close physical contact with another woman.

To "save their parent's relationship", Drake and Josh plan to remind Walter how great Audrey is, to no avail. Ultimately, they catch Walter and his supposed mistress in a restaurant and plan to sabotage the "date". Once they have their father out of the way (by throwing a meatball at him), they try to get rid of the woman, which proves to be more difficult, but after stuffing a plate of spaghetti in her face, she finally leaves. The brothers are triumphant.

Their smiles vanish when a furious Walter tells them who the woman really is: the head of one of the top news stations in the city. She was meeting Walter to discuss his transfer from his current, lesser-known station to her more popular one. What could have been their father's promotion and the start of a better life for them has just literally walked out the door, and Drake and Josh do not complain when they are told to pour food over themselves just as they did the woman.

Trivia

• Walter's e-mail password is merely "password."
• It was Josh's, but he decided to change it after Megan said out loud.

Playing the Field: June 4, 2005

Josh gets a moustash which he likes but Mindy does not like it at all.Meanwhile Drake date's a girl called Tori which he tells josh their not boyfriend and girlfriend (because drake wants to date other girls)but Tori say he's the cutest boyfriend.So Drake breaks up with her and wants to get back with the next day because she's dating somone else.

Helen's Surgery: May 28, 2005

Helen's Surgery is the 27th episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. The episode first aired on May 28th, 2005, as a third season episode. Though it was not a season finale, the next episode did not air until October 1st of that year, over four months later.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler Helen tells Josh that she will not be going to work the next day, as she is getting laser eye surgery. Later, on the day of the surgery, Josh is surprised to see Helen at The Premiere Cinema, wearing patches over her eyes. She asks Josh to drive her to her apartment, and Drake comes with them.

Helen wants Drake and Josh to take care of her until her eyes get better. They drive to her apartment and it turns out to have all sorts of really cool stuff to do. Drake, wanting to impress his friends, brings them to Helen's apartment without telling Helen about it. When Heln takes off her eye patches and sees Drake's friends there she thinks it's a party for her. Everything, once again, turns out just right for Drake.

Paging Dr. Drake: October 1, 2005

Paging Dr. Drake is the name of the 28th episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on October 1st, 2005 as a third season episode.

Plot synopsis

Josh drops a large barbell on his foot, due to Drake hitting Josh with a potato gun, and has to go to the hospital. He discovers that he will be having surgery in a few hours. While in his room, a doctor comes in. Josh asks about the surgery, and the man removes his mask, revealing that he is really Drake, who is impersonating a doctor (he claims that he's just pretending to be one) to impress the nurses.

Josh tells Drake that pretending to be a doctor is illegal and that Drake could (though Josh said "will") get thrown into jail. So Drake is about to take off the outfit when a real doctor (portrayed by Seinfeld's John O'Hurley) walks into the room. The doctor sees Drake and thinks he really is a doctor, let alone another person (Dr. Elliot Nussbaum, a famous medical practitioner), and asks him to perform a surgery in front of a group of medical students.

Drake is about to start the surgery, not knowing what to do, when Josh walks into the room, dressed as a doctor. He informs the "audience" that he and Drake (whom everyone thinks is someone else) are colleagues. They pretend to start surgery when Josh blurts out, "I kissed your wife." They started pretending to fight, and walk out of the room, leaving real doctors to do the surgery.

When Drake and Josh get back to Josh's room, Josh jumps back to the bed ( A blooper: If you have a keen eye, you can see that Josh's penis slipped out of his hospital suit when he was changing.) and John O'Hurley's character walks in with the real Dr. Nussbaum, and informs Drake that what he has done is illegal (even though Josh did earlier). Drake then jumps out of the window and breaks his arm and scrapes his cheek. Josh, remebering that he impersonated a doctor as well, follows Drake.

The next scene is at the boys' bedroom. Previously in this episode, Megan repaired the boys' thermostat system. Drake and Josh sit on the couch, and mention to each other how cold it is. The episode ends as it starts to snow in the room. Template:Episode navigation

The Foam Finger: October 8, 2005

The Foam Finger is the twenty-ninth episode of Nickelodeon's television series, Drake & Josh. The episode first premiered on October 8th, 2005, as the ninth episode of the third season.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler Walter and Audrey spark a fight between Drake and Josh when they mention a Padres game.

It is revealed that Drake and Josh first met when they were eight (as opposed to having met in the seventh grade, as was previously said) at a Padres game. They both were hoping to buy a foam finger, but Drake ends up buying the last one. The younger versions of Drake and Josh end up getting into a fight, causing the police to be called on two eight year-olds. Drake and Josh tell their side of the story, both saying that the other started the fight, Josh saying that Drake thumped him when he was looking away. When Drake produces the foam finger, Josh immediately rips it in half, and they won't let it go. Finally Megan decides to end the fight by bringing in the only person that can end the feud, the man who sold Drake the foam finger all those years ago. It is then discovered that Megan threw a cookie which hit Josh and started the fight.

Girl Power: October 15, 2005

Girl Power is the thirtieth episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on October 15th, 2005 as a third season episode.

Plot synopsis

In this episode, since Josh and Mindy have been dating for several months, Mindy feels that it is time for Josh to meet her parents for dinner at her house. Once there, Josh gives Mr. Crenshaw a box of chocolates and Mrs. Crenshaw some daisies. Mr. Crenshaw tells him that he is diabetic and Mrs. Crenshaw says that she is allergic to daisies. He then switches the gifts. Mrs. Crenshaw says chocolate gives her hives and Mr. Crenshaw says that in Czechoslovakia daisies are the flowers of death. Once they sit down, one of the bulbs from their chandelier starts blinking. Mrs. Crenshaw says that it is giving her a headache, so Josh stands on his chair and tightens the bulb while Mindy keeps muttering desperately, "Please don't fall." Josh does not fall, but the chandelier does.

Later, Josh fixes up his own dining room because he managed to convince Mindy's parents to come over for dinner. He tells Drake that he and his girlfriend Lucy, who are planning to have a wrestling match to prove who is tougher, have to stay upstairs, because if things do not go well, Mindy's parents will forbid her from dating Josh. Josh sends Drake and Lucy upstairs right before Mindy and her parents come over.

Things go well; Mindy's parents like the ice sculpture and the elderly harp player that Josh got. They say that they had the wrong impression about Josh, but then Drake and Lucy bring their wrestling match downstairs. They cause a ruckus, along with Megan and all the kids she charged to watch Drake and Lucy fight, so Josh breaks up the fight and angrily and sarcastically bellows, "IT'S A DRAW!" Once Mindy's parents find out that Drake is Josh's brother, they say that Mindy is not allowed to date Josh anymore. Josh yells at Drake about how he ruined his relationship, how he worked for two days and spent $400 on the ice sculpture and elderly harp player.

After Mindy's parents hear how much trouble Josh went through, they let them date again, and Mr. Crenshaw then asks why Drake and Lucy were fighting. Drake says that they were fighting to see who was tougher. Mr. Crenshaw says that men are genetically predispositioned to be better fighters then women; Mrs. Crenshaw says that it is untrue, and that whoever has better skills will claim victory. Then they start wrestling with each other while the others watch.

A scene at the end of the episode shows that Mindy has a little brother, Alden, who was supposed to make matters worse at Mindy's house and was appearently cut for time.

Sheep Thrills

Sheep Thrills is the thirty-first episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on October 22nd, 2005 as a third season episode.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler Drake and Josh think they hear a burglar in the middle of the night. They decide that the sound is coming from the garage, and go there. They are shocked to discover a sheep in the garage. Megan comes in, and reveals that she owns the sheep, who is named Baab (pronounced like the sound a sheep makes--"bahhhhhhhb"). She makes a deal with the boys; she won't play pranks on them for three months if they do not tell Audrey and Walter about Baab, and if they agree to keep Baab in their room and care for her. Tempted by three Megan-free months, the brothers agree. Shortly thereafter, the sheep has a baby, obviously making it much harder to keep the secret. After this, Drake, Josh and Megan realize the sheep is a female (Baab was called a "he"). Baab escapes, and Drake and Josh must work hard to keep the parents occupied while they get the sheep back. The parents discover the sheep, and Drake and Josh are grounded for a month. The episode ends when Drake and Josh hear something in the middle of the night again and find Megan with a zebra. Template:Episode navigation

Drake & Josh Go Hollywood

Further information: [[:Drake & Josh Go Hollywood]]

Megan's New Teacher: January 28, 2006

Megan's New Teacher is a Drake & Josh episode from Season 3.

Plot Outline

Josh comes home and he gets a phone call saying that he gets to teach a class. This class happens to be Megan's class. Drake comes in and Josh says he's ready to begin the class and after Megan told him not to. Drake introduces Megan and says "We're her brothers." Drake starts to leave but finds a drummer sitting at a desk and asks him to come to his house. Drake leaves and Josh hands a pile of books to the students that are college books and the children complain that the books are to hard for them. Josh comes home after giving them homework. Megan begins to play with her Pintendo GS (a reference to the Nintendo DS, though it looks like a Game Boy Advance SP) and when Josh sees her, he reminds her to do her homework. Megan refuses and says it's too hard. Drake finds out that the "drummer" was very good and asks him to join his band and play on Friday night on the Premiere. When he goes to school the next day the children complain about him. Josh ends up giving them a pop quiz, since none of them did their homework. All the children get F's meaning that the "drummer's" parents won't let him be in Drake's band. Megan meanwhile is not invited to anybody's birthday party and people get mad at her. Drake and Megan plan to strike back, and Megan puts a lot of weird things in the classroom (e.g, an explosive chemical, a clown, a broken faucet). The next day the teacher comes in and begins to evaluate Josh's teaching. Josh, however, gets nervous when he turns on the TV and unexpectedly sees clowns on the TV. Josh is fired and Megan and the students give Josh a statue at the Premiere Theater, saying that Josh is almost cool, but not as a teacher.

• At the end Josh says "They think I'm cool." A reccuring worker replies, "I heard almost."
• When Josh is about to start teaching, the teacher says "And now let's welcome student teacher Josh Nachos." instead of Nichols

Little Sibling

Little Sibling is an episode from the third season of the Nickelodeon television series Drake & Josh, which first aired on February 4, 2006.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler Vanessa Anne Hudgens guest stars as Becka, a fellow student at Drake and Josh's school. She helps Drake sneak into class late by telling the teacher that the lunch ladies are fighting, he thanks her by kissing her and running to his seat just as the teacher walks into the room. Drake acts as if he's been there and tells the teacher so,but his tardiness is discovered anyway. Due to Drake's repeated lateness, he will have to get a "little sibling" or go back to Remedial English, where he has horrible memories.

Later, Drake's "little sibling", Sammy, decides that he likes Josh and wants to be his little sibling instead of Drake's. Drake ends up going back to Remedial English and Josh gets to tell the first lie he has ever told to get Drake out of the class.

Theater Thug

Theater Thug is an episode of the Nickelodeon series Drake & Josh.

Plot

When someone at the movie theater sees Josh and thinks he would be a great person to play the "Theater Thug, a criminal who robs movie theaters" on FBI's Most Wanted, people from all over in public regonize him from TV because of "the mole on his forehead" and call the cops or tackle him whether it's a little kid or old women. When Drake and Helen also get the job to be on FBI's Most Wanted, people also regonize Drake and Helen, but because they only appear as extras being scared of the Theater Thug, the people ask for autographs instead of calling the cops. This crazy adventure continues until the real Theater Thug comes and robs the movie theater that Josh works at. When the police arrive, they, unfortunately, grab Josh, as they still think he is the Theater Thug, even though the real one is present.

The Demonator: February 25, 2006

The Demonator is an episode of the Nickelodeon series Drake & Josh.

Plot

In this episode Drake and Josh are waiting for the grand opening of a new theme park ride named "The Demonator" (Dee-mon-ater)which was meant to be the next day in the episode, but Megan informs them that people were queing up on TV right at that moment.

The brothers are ready to head off, when they are asked to look after Walters grandfather, Larry "Papa" Nichols,who has just undergone surgery, while their parents head out. But Drake and Josh, in a desperate attepmt to ride "The Demonator" the first night it opens trick Craig and Eric into coming to their house (they do this by making them believe there is a party, and then giving them the whole first season of "Space Trek" with bonus footage to watch) so that they can look after Papa Nichols.

When Drake, Josh and Megan get near the front of the queue to ride "The Demonator" Josh says that he needs to go pee. When Drake wonders what is taking Josh so long in the bathroom, Megan states that "44 ounces of lemonade can only travel so fast."

Meanwhile, Papa Nichols comes round and thinks that Craig and Eric are german Nazis, while believing that he is still in the war and that his slipper is actually a walkie-talkie. He then chases Craig and Eric around the house several times, all of which he thinks he has killed them and that more and more Nazis keep coming.

When Josh tries to cut back into the queue people call security and the trio get sent to the back of the line, which is a 2 hour wait from that point. When they get 20 minutes closer to riding the demonator a kid dressed as a pirate takes off "Milfrid Mouses'" tail, which Josh takes off the boy and gets framed for yanking it off. Drake and Josh get sent to the back for the second time and Megan claims that she has never seen them before in her life.

When Josh worries that they won't be back home before their Mom and Dad get back Drake shows his unknown mathmatical skills, and says that they'll have 2 minutes to spare. Then Josh questions why Drake is failing Math if he could figure that out. He replied "Because this is important!"

Once they have finally ridden the Demonator Drake claims that it is better than love, while Josh claims it is better than girls, but Drake reminds him not to go crazy.

And to put the icing on the cake when Drake, Josh and Megan arrive at home (with 2 minutes to spare, just like Drake had figured out), their parents walk in and ask how Papa Nichols was. They replied that he was fine, but Papa Nichols soon thinks that Walter is a Nazis and chases him around the house!

Alien Invasion: March 18, 2006

Alien Invasion is the title of an episode of the Drake & Josh television series on Nickelodeon

Prologue

Drake and Josh open with a short anecdote about their evil little sister, Megan Parker. They list all the things she did to them, like giving Drake's cell phone number to three hobos and dying all of Josh's underwear pink.

Plot

Drake and Josh get really upset suddenly about Megan always pulling pranks on them. They also get even more angry when she takes Josh's laptop and Drake's leather jacket for her new telescope. The two brothers thought that maybe she should try and see something that freaked her out more than seeing Walter Nichols' butt(as Drake prescribed). Drake and Josh then try and make Megan believe that she has been in contact with aliens with an image of a spaceship on Josh's laptop and a ham radio. She starts to overreact and spends endless time trying to contact them. To finally get her back, Drake and Josh obtain alien costumes and scare Megan, pretending to try and harm her. They take off their masks and reveal their true faces, and Megan replies that it was the meanest thing ever. But then, another alien appears and scares Drake and Josh more than Megan. It turns out that the other alien was someone named Danny who turns out to be Megan's and Drake's father is helping Megan to get back at her brothers. Template:Endspoiler

Maggie Wheeler, who played Janice in the hit show Friends played the person who made Drake and Josh the alien costumes.

Trivia

• During this episode, Eric appears, but not Craig (although Drake mistakes him for Craig). It is also revealed in this episode that they are both Jewish.

Dr. Phyllis Show: April 8, 2006

Dr. Phyllis Show is the fortieth episode of the Nickelodeon sitcom Drake & Josh. It first aired on April 8, 2006. It is the final episode of third season.

Plot synopsis

Template:Spoiler When Megan gets tired of Drake and Josh constantly fighting, she gets them to go on the Dr. Phyllis (Tupper) Show for a segment called "Bickering Brothers". On the show, Drake and Josh each explain the difficulties they have been having with each other. They end up getting into a physical fight with Dr. Phyllis after insulting her daughter, "Hot Liza" Tupper, who Drake dated in the episode "Playing the Field".

When they get home, they realize that the show only talked about bad times they had had and reminisce all the good times they had had as brothers. Afterwards, they go right back to fighting when Josh gets Drake a diet soda instead of a regular.

Trivia

• More than half of this episode was made of clips from previous episodes.
• Most of the flashbacks in this episode were clips from season 3. The only exceptions were the clips from Season 2's The Bet, Football, Driver's License, and The Gary Grill.
• The episodes in which clips were taken out of were The Bet, Football, Driver's License, The Gary Grill, The Drake and Josh Inn, Peruvian Puff Pepper, We're Married, The Affair, The Foam Finger, Girl Power, Sheep Thrills, Megan's New Teacher, Little Sibling, The Demonator, and Alien Invasion.
• Dr. Phyllis is a parody of Dr. Phil. The same parody was used in a Brandy and Mr. Whiskers episode, "Freaky Tuesday".

External links

• TV.com's Drake and Josh episode listings
• TVGuide.com's Drake and Josh episode guide