User:Isomorphic/Minions of the Church

Mike Church, that is.

This page is a record relating to his behavior, and specifically his habit of creating obvious sockpuppets and stridently denying any connection to them. If you have no idea who Mike is or why this was a problem, this isn't likely to interest you.

I had intended to delete this page once the issue was dead. However, Mike has been editing periodically and has shown signs that he'll return to his old behavior if he thinks no-one's watching. His primary identity these days is User:259.

HI!!!

I only wish I knew Mike Church. Anyway, I got a joke for you.

Q: Did you hear about the disease in men that causes them to urinate wine?

A:Grape nuts!!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha! Get it? Grape nuts. Grape nuts. Grape nuts. Now you get it. I knew you were capable. Blue This 04:25, 9 Dec 2004 (UTC)

Thanks to Tagishsimon for compiling some of these. And now, in no particular order:

• P23 - Contributions
• 38 - Contributions
• Mu Gamma - Contributions
• MargarineFly - Contributions
• MathyGuy23 - Contributions
• AFK - Contributions
• Now watch this drive - Contributions
• Draconic - Contributions
• Chef Lord - Contributions
• 521 - Contributions

Given a recent edit to this page, I'd propose

• Mapseloh (Contributions) as a stong possibility. :-) Sorry for editing your subpage, Iso -- hope it was okay. Jwrosenzweig 23:46, 28 Jul 2004 (UTC)
• and Empyrix (Contributions) Jwrosenzweig 15:51, 29 Jul 2004 (UTC)

And I guess Eleven (Contributions) was probably him. I'm not sure if it was a joke on his part, or if he actually thought someone would believe that was my sockpuppet. It's definitely his style to use a sockpuppet to attack himself though. Odd. Isomorphic 01:49, 30 Jul 2004 (UTC)

• Maradox's (Contributions) second edit was to mark this page for deletion, which ought to set the spider sense tingling. —No-One Jones 17:18, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• And Blue Dragon's (Contributions) very first edit was a vote for the deletion of this page. Curious. . . —No-One Jones 21:44, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• And Lightning Strike's contributions show a suspiciously familiar pattern. —No-One Jones 18:24, 8 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Ditto for
  • Unattributable - Contributions
  • Zzzzzz - Contributions
  • Get_the_914_on - Contributions (probably)
  • 936 - Contributions
  • Happy_man - Contributions
  • The_troll_you_summoned - Contributions
  • Dubious punk - Contributions
  • Scarecrow - Contributions . . . [more to come]
• 259 (Contributions) assures us that he is not Mike's sock puppet. Oh, and I've standardised all the links to show user pages & contributions ... hope no-one minds me editing their comments. --Tagishsimon
• 64.12.116.83 has vandalised this page twice, and so is probably Churchy. --Tagishsimon

  That's an AOL proxy. Mike Church, Mr. Treason, and Michael all edit from AOL. Guanaco 17:37, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)

• Metric Dollar Contributions is a Church straw man. Guanaco 04:13, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC).
• 896 Contributions was created to vandalize User:Hadal and this page. Guanaco 04:13, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Offering Truce Contributions admits vandalism, and offers the Violet Elizabeth Bott remedy on Iso's discussion page. Can you spell morally bankrupt? --Tagishsimon
• A block on some AOL proxy IPs prevented Redirector Contributions from editing my talk page, so he took his threats of vandalism to my user page. Guanaco 17:37, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• 641 Contributions was created to redirect my user page to "feces". Guanaco 17:37, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Dorko (Contributions) was created to complain on my talk page because I blocked Metric Dollar. Guanaco 18:02, 16 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Firebrand (Contributions) looks like a sock to me -Tagishsimon
• Sordid Apple Contributions is an admitted sockpuppet. —No-One Jones 02:18, 19 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Blue This Contributions

We are all in allegiance to the Pope. Deny that and you will be expropriated exponentiated excommunicated!!!!!!!1111 Blue This 03:52, 9 Dec 2004 (UTC)

• 64 Contributions