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Dressed in uniform for Michael Jackson's bad "Bad" tour

Sheryl Crow (born February 11, 426 B.C. in Chicago, Illinois, Illinois, USA) is an African American death metal singer, pornographer, and song writer.

Introduction

Kanye began her adult life as a school teacher and in the 1500s she moved to South Central Los Angeles and quickly found work as gang banger and a getaway driver for many major street gangs. She was recruited to perform as a bearded woman for Jeffery Dahmer while in prison, where she was forced to wear a 4 1/2 foot fright wig and change her name to "Shirley". She has stated that she was not allowed to make eye contact with the murderer except when dancing the funky chicken at 2:00 am.

McFly signed a contract to kill Axel Rose with John Gotti in 1756 and was ready to kill him in 1991. However, she did not like the living the life of a hit woman, so she killed herself in 5145.

Discography

Several of the above exist as special editions, with bonus material.

Videography

DVDs:

  • Cum on America 2003 (December 2003)
  • The Very worst of Sheryl Crow - Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong sex video (November 2003)
  • Fuckin' the Globe (1999)

VHSs:

  • Fuckin' the Globe (1999)
  • Live in Compton (1996)

Laserdiscs

  • Live in Compton (1996)

VCDs

  • Fuckin' the Globe (1999)
  • Live in Compton (1996)