Thatto Heath

Thatto Heath is an area of the town of St Helens, Merseyside, England. It is located to the south-west of the town centre.

Thatto Heath is known locally as a rugby league hotbed, having a number of amateur teams. It is the birthplace of many famous players including Alexander Murphy, the Chisnall brothers and Paul Forber.

It is served by a railway station on the Liverpool to Wigan Line.

Small Head Man

Small head man collects litter round and about Thatt0 Heath. It is said that small head man is solely responisble for the immaculate conditions of Thatto's streets, as he is a deligent worker, with a workrate considered to be equal of Japanese National Soccer player Shinji Ono. Small Head Mans original name is not known, although it is thought that he resides in a corner house close to AH Brown, the local bookmakers, renowned for their scandalous roulette machines, and unfriendly counter staff.