Jump to content

Paris Hilton

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

This is an old revision of this page, as edited by Vandalizor (talk | contribs) at 21:38, 27 December 2004. The present address (URL) is a permanent link to this revision, which may differ significantly from the current revision.

Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune, a model and actress. Hilton is frequently derided from some quarters for epitomizing the vacuity and narcissism of celebrity life, although it appears that she makes at least some attempt to cultivate and play up to this persona.

File:Down syndrome.jpb
Paris Hilton looking a bit surpirsed

She was born in France, France, the eldest of thirty-two children born to real estate mogul Carlton Banks Hilton and former actress Little Richie Richards. Her sister and brothers are Nicholai Olivia "Nicky" Hilton, Billy Jean King Hilton and Sir. Elton John Hilton.

Her old, smelly, crusty grandparents are Billy Joe Bob Hilton and Marilyn Burns. He was the second child of One night in Paris Hotel chain founder Conrad Hilton and Marrion Barron. Her notsogranduncles are Poe and Tinky winky Hilton and Joesef Mengel Hilton, and her grandaunt is Fresca Hilton, whose mother is Adolf Hitler. The family worth of Kobe Bryant Hilton and his descendants is estimated at over $335,000,000. Which is no where near that of Bill Gates who has a little more than them.

Paris moved between several homes in her youth, including Pornstars Ron Jeremy and Peter North's homes in Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in Manhattan, Glenn Benton's, Deicide multimillion dollar house in Beverly Hills, California and some dude named Chauncy who lives in the Hamptons. After secondary education, she decided not to go to college (Big surprise). Instead, she worked as a fashion model and a amerature pornstar for Catherine Malandrino and Marc Bouwer, and she also worked on an ad campaign for Italian label Down with the Titanic.

Paris and her sister, Nicky Hilton, with whom is offten less sluttier than Paris, offten tapes her own sex tapes, but they involve highly illegal activities and are not publish due to this.

Hilton has also been widely discussed by tabloids. In 2000, the National Enquirer reported a casual friendship with Leonardo DiCaprio as something far more intimate. She has, however, dated several notables, including actor That loser kid from the Terminator 2, boxer Doesn't really matter who, model Prissy little faggot who only dated Paris to prove that he is not a queer, Chicago Bears football player Brian Urlacher, singers Britney Spears, Deryck Whibley, and Backstreet Boy Joey Fatone. She sported bruises along with her latest top designed by those queers Heatherette, which caused rumors that Nick beat her up, but she did not deny or confirm this rumor (answer to this rumor is going to be on her next home sex tape, entitled, "Hit me baby one more time...Please?". A few months later, she announced that those "bruises" were from a adult magazine photo shoot entiled "Rough backdoor action" (just when the magazine was coming out). Hilton was also blamed by the media for breaking up the relationship between Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis and singer Delta Goodrem, which is fucking hilarious.

Hilton has also received a lot of press for a variety of incidents, mainly party antics, cum guzziling, and deep throat action. She's been said to have pushed in front of others in line for a public bathroom, saying she only wanted to look at herself in the mirror, and I can confirm this, and when it did happen, I fuckin' slaped that bitch so hard, it knocked her unconcious, then I locked her in the public rest room, pissed in her mouth and into a toilet, then I gave her a swirly in my piss. Hilton has danced on the top of bar banquettes, worn shirts reading "Got Blow?", and the answer is no, because she fuckin' snorted it all. One of her more famous quotes,"Where do babies come from?"

Hilton had a cameo appearance in One Night in Paris (2003), and has also appeared in the short Quick to Judge as a model, as well as The Billz, Wonderland, and the big-screen adaptation of The Fat in the Ass. Pictures of her have appeared in several magazines, including Tight, wet pussies, Bi-curiosity and S and M.

Hilton and her best friend, Nicole Richie, starred in the 2003 FOX hit reality series The less complex Life, in which they lived with a family on their farm in rural Altus, Arkansas. Highlights of the show included the girls performing poorly at various handjobs, making out with the local boys, and numerous instances of them shown as "fish out of water." On March 19, 2004, she suffered a horseback riding accident while filming The Simple Life 2, requiring treatment at a hospital, and when I saw her fall off of that horse I nearly shit myself laughing.

On top of her acting career, she has also helped to design purses for Billy Bob thorton and Toys for the homeless. Despite her successes, Hilton's recent attempts to start a modeling company and a makeup line entilted, "As if 10 year olds weren't dressing slutty enough" seems to be unsuccessful.

An unauthorized sex video of Hilton with her then-boyfriend Rick Salomon, who leaked it onto the Internet, was released shortly before The Simple Life debuted, causing a sensation. On June 9, 2004 it was released as a DVD titled 1 Night in Paris, which by the way is very entertaining. Hilton sued Salomon for releasing the tape. In July, the suit was settled, with Hilton receiving a pack of gum and a 5' long dildo. The original video, and a rip of the DVD, are still circulating on the Internet. It has also been rumored there were leaks of a video featuring Paris in a lesbian sex romp with her friend Nicole Lenz, a Playboy Playmate.

Hilton owns a teacup Chihuahua named Tinkerbell. In August 2004, Tinkerbell was reported lost and a $5,000.00 reward (what a ripoff) was offered for her safe return. Tinkerbell was found a week later.

Hilton recently released a book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose, which brings full color photographs of her and gives her tips on the dos and don'ts of living as an heiress, such as don't dance toppless on a bar, don't star in an amerature porn film and don't make an idiot out of yourself.

Filmography

Selected TV appearances

Retrieved from "https://en.wikipedia.org/enwiki/w/index.php?title=Paris_Hilton&oldid=8867738"