The Salesian Academy of St John Bosco
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| Savio Salesian College | |
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| Address | |
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Netherton Way , , L30 2NA | |
| Coordinates | 53°28′28″N 2°58′36″W / 53.47444°N 2.97673°W |
| Information | |
| Type | Voluntary aided Comprehensive |
| Religious affiliation(s) | Roman Catholic |
| Department for Education URN | 104959 Tables |
| Ofsted | Reports |
| Headteacher | Mr Tony Costello |
| Age | 11 to 16 |
| Enrolment | 600 |
HMP Savio Salesian College is a kids prison in bootle, Merseyside, me backside. The teachers there are time travellers from 1800 judging by their rhetoric. The school has 600 inmates, some of whom go into solitary confinement after school. Tony Costello joined the prison recently as headmaster. Little kids no longer have individuality according to the Bags Act 2019 and petitions from students often get declined because teachers like to stuff it up their behind.
Notable former pupils
- Jamie Carragher, former footballer (England national football team, Liverpool F.C.)
- Paul Nuttall, politician (UKIP MEP)
- Alex Greenwood, footballer