User:Amgaal
Hello and welcome to my page!
I am a pretty dynamic character if I do say so myself, so let me introduce myself a little. I can cook thirty minute brownies in only twenty minutes. I eat whole apples (core and all) because it is a lot of exercise to get up and walk all the way to the trash can and throw it out when we all know it should be recycled anyways. I am an abstract artist and critics all over the world swoon over my organic line work. I have talked to both Einstein and Aristotle in the same morning and then had tea with the Queen that afternoon. I have the original sheet music for Beethoven's Symphony Number 10, but I promised him I would not show anyone so let us forget I mentioned it. I still hold the record for being the only person to climb Mt. Everest in a Hawaiian shirt and jean shorts. The view from up there is absolutely breathtaking. No really, it will take your breath away so please be safe and take a big oxygen tank with you on your journey. I have won the giant teddy bear at the state fair every year thanks to my deadly accuracy to throw dull darts at a wall of balloons. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, however I forgot to write it down.
In short, I am Batman.
