User:Dpenguinman

Bored? See if you can find the Mona Lisa on this page! Go ahead and put your name on my talk page if you do.

Interesting stuff

A very strange song

A picture of a really cool cathedral

A happy picture

Good boy random article

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

AltaVista - Babel Fish Translation (translate something into another language and translate back)

Ramesses II- Go down to "life" and check it out (crazy wives)

Dihydrogen monoxide hoax

“ In politics you say what you are going to do while intending to do somthing else and then end up doing niether what you said nor what you intended ”

-Saddam Hussein(paraphrased)

Check it out! Just do it!

This one too.

I am the walrus

This is a funny Mad TV comedy thingy

Ærø. You now think that is cool. And That's final. Yes.

Do not click here

(If the reverse psychology hasn't worked yet go ahead and click it)

Check out Keepon it is sooo cute (Wikipedia article here)

“ I despise when people speak like illiteare morons. ”

Anon.

User:Dpenguinman/Storyforenglish2/1 I think it is cool that you can only read this by highlighting it!

Pretty Userboxes OOO Ahhh

This little tag you are reading is a userbox.	This user overuses userboxes.	welThis Wikipedian welcomes new users with {{subst:welcome}}.
This user loves to eat pizza.	This user eats fries, or chips.	This user eats salad.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.	This user is proud to be one with penguins.	This user loves cake.
This user eats M&Ms.	This user enjoys jelly beans.	This user eats Swedish Fish.
This user eats cookies.	This user has never received a Wikipedia award, but hopes to someday.	This user had a really weird dream last night.
This user is a member of WikiProject Chicago.	This user put this userbox here for no good reason.	This user supports renewable energy.
EW0This user has not experienced any edit wars and does not wish to be involved in any.	This user uses way too many Userboxes.	This user expects you to know everything about him from his Userboxes.
This user supports sustainable living.	This user drinks orange juice.	their there they'reThis user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
’sThi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user's Internet service provider is AT&T.	This user contributes using Internet Explorer.	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
This user contributes using a PC.	This user doesn't see the difference between poker and Texas Hold 'Em.	This user is addicted to video games.
This user prefers the Wii.	N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software.	RCTThis user plays RollerCoaster Tycoon.
RSThis user plays RuneScape.	a²+b²=c²This user is an intermediate mathematician.	SI-0This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman.
bandThis user plays in a band.	This user plays the trumpet.	✝♫This user enjoys Christian music.
This user just LOVES to cycle!	CHCThis user is a fan of the Chicago Cubs	CHIThis user is a fan of the Chicago Bears.
Editing Wikipedia is something this user does as a hobby.	???This user is interested in Dissing cheeseheads(BOOOOOOOOOO PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!).
This user is of multiple ancestries.	This user is a citizen of the United States of America.	This user is a resident of Illinois.
This user was born in Illinois.	This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice.	This user clicks on Random article way too often.
This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!	This user does not smoke.	This user is right-handed.
This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.	CIVThis user loves to play Civilization.	Nin-3This user's favorite Nintendo character is Luigi.
! In event of low userboxes, Click Here !	This user is male.	This user loves using Google Earth.
This user loves userboxes.	This user loves userboxes.	This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
ubx-5This user uses entirely too many userboxes.	—This space is for rent.	no adsThis user is against commercials in Wikipedia.
infinitiveThis user has no opinion about split infinitives.	man- kindRegarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.	to too twoThis user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
your you'reThis user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.	its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.	AIM-2This uzer has an intermediate understanding of the AIM lingos. 0_0
This user prefers warm weather.	This user loves his/her LCD monitor.	This user is a Christian.
This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.	You better keep your hands off my peeps!	This user swims with the penguins!
This user was born in the year of the dog.	This user is a penguin!	.....This user is a professional procrastinator. I saved this one for last!