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New page wikitext, after the edit (new_wikitext) | 'Arguably one of the most important people on the face of the earth, Michael Orlando Gaspeed has always stood out, he never accepted the notion of fitting in. A connoisseur of fine liquors, imported beer, wine and other spirits; Michael is said to have impeccable taste. Boasting an impressively extensive library of music, films, and classic literature he has single-handedly changed the face of Alcoholism. According to legend, nobody has ever been seen in his presence without a smile on their face. A reliable source once said "He's honestly probably more god than man" . Michael is actively involved in politics and often speaks out on the legalization of marijuana and other important causes. If I had to sum Michael up in one word, I wouldn't be able to because there is no word in the English language that could encapsulate all of the positive qualities that are Michael Orlando Gaspeed. His touch is said to heal rashes and other minor skin irritation. According to research, people who don't know him are 14% more likely to experience clinical depression than people who do. It has been said that he replies to every compliment anyone ever gives him with "I know". He has been said to have consumed more 40 ounce bottles of Mickey's than any other person in the United States.... Some guy in Canada beat him, but who gives a fuck about Canada? Right? Anybody who has ever said anything negative about him, secretly aspires to be more like him. He is currently communicating with the publishers of the Webster's Dictionary about adding his photo next to the word "Charisma". Always the philanthropist, Michael has donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to local bars and liquor stores in order to do his part to help the economy. The positive energy he radiates makes people stop and take notice. He is said to have never been told no... by anybody, regarding anything. He has never had a cavity, and is said to be able to disarm people with his penetrating gaze and movie star smile. he is, nothing short of incredible.' |
