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I edit basic grammar a lot, not because grammar matters the most, but because I don't have much other knowledge. 💀

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This user finds TV mind numbing and doesn't want to watch it.
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IQThis user thinks that IQ tests are overrated.
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AMCWThis user wants to join the Ankh-Morpork City Watch
BtVS This user helped Buffy blow up Sunnydale High.
Every book I have ever read, according to Goodreads
"We Are Legion (We Are Bob) (Bobiverse, #1)" by Dennis E. Taylor
"The Martian" by Andy Weir
"The Real Deal" by Andy Weir
"Access" by Andy Weir
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1)" by Douglas Adams
"The Illustrated Guide To Free Hugs" by Juan Mann
"Nevermore (Maximum Ride, #8)" by James Patterson
"Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry (Logans, #4)" by Mildred D. Taylor
"A Single Shard" by Linda Sue Park
"Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (Dirk Gently #1)" by Douglas Adams
"Ender's War (The Ender Quintet, #1-2)" by Orson Scott Card
"The Great Greene Heist (The Great Greene Heist, #1)" by Varian Johnson
"Turtles All the Way Down" by John Green
"Flowers for Algernon" by Daniel Keyes
"Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut
"Killing Mr. Griffin" by Lois Duncan
"The Egg" by Andy Weir
"Danny Dunn and the Homework Machine (Danny Dunn, #3)" by Jay Williams
"The Martian Way and Other Stories" by Isaac Asimov
"In a Sunburned Country" by Bill Bryson
"Moving Pictures (Discworld, #10; Industrial Revolution, #1)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Bridge Over the River Kwai" by Pierre Boulle
"Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch" by Terry Pratchett
"The Man in the High Castle" by Philip K. Dick
"The Maze Runner (The Maze Runner, #1)" by James Dashner
"I, Robot (Robot, #0.1)" by Isaac Asimov
"Dune (Dune Chronicles, #1)" by Frank Herbert
"Speaker for the Dead (Ender's Saga, #2)" by Orson Scott Card
"Ender's Game (Ender's Saga, #1)" by Orson Scott Card
"Vengeful (Villains, #2)" by V.E. Schwab
"The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexandre Dumas
"The Once and Future King (The Once and Future King #1-4)" by T.H. White
"The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August" by Claire North
"The Seeress of Kell (The Malloreon, #5)" by David Eddings
"And Then There Were None" by Agatha Christie
"A Phule and His Money (Phule's Company, #3)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"King of the Murgos (The Malloreon, #2)" by David Eddings
"The Lemonade War (The Lemonade War, #1)" by Jacqueline Davies
"The Microcosmic God" by Sam Moskowitz
"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick
"The Encyclopedia of Immaturity" by Klutz
"You Only Die Twice (The Genius Files, #3)" by Dan Gutman
"Never Say Genius (The Genius Files, #2)" by Dan Gutman
"Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy! (My Weird School, #3)" by Dan Gutman
"Miss Daisy Is Crazy! (My Weird School, #1)" by Dan Gutman
"Mr. Klutz Is Nuts! (My Weird School, #2)" by Dan Gutman
"The Homework Machine (The Homework Machine, #1)" by Dan Gutman
"Attack of the Fluffy Bunnies" by Andrea Beaty
"The Cheerleaders of Doom (NERDS, #3)" by Michael Buckley
"M Is for Mama's Boy (NERDS, #2)" by Michael Buckley
"NERDS: National Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society (NERDS, #1)" by Michael Buckley
"The Clock Without a Face" by Gus Twintig
"The Adventures of Harold and the Purple Crayon: Four Magical Stories" by Crockett Johnson
"Encyclopedia Brown, Super Sleuth (Encyclopedia Brown, #25)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Lends a Hand (Encyclopedia Brown, #11)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Takes the Case (Encyclopedia Brown, #10)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Shows the Way (Encyclopedia Brown, #9)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Tracks Them Down (Encyclopedia Brown, #8)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Saves the Day" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Solves Them All (Encyclopedia Brown, #5)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Gets His Man (Encyclopedia Brown, #4)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown Finds the Clues (Encyclopedia Brown, #3)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Secret Pitch (Encyclopedia Brown, #2)" by Donald J. Sobol
"Nate the Great" by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat
"More Adventures of the Great Brain (Great Brain, #2)" by John D. Fitzgerald
"Encyclopedia Brown, Boy Detective (Encyclopedia Brown, #1)" by Donald J. Sobol
"The Phantom Tollbooth" by Norton Juster
"An Absolutely Remarkable Thing" by Hank Green
"Mortal Engines (The Hungry City Chronicles, #1)" by Philip Reeve
"American Gods" by Neil Gaiman
"Watership Down (Watership Down, #1)" by Richard Adams
"Frankenstein" by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
"The Outsiders" by S.E. Hinton
"A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens
"Life of Pi" by Yann Martel
"Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss
"Where the Wild Things Are" by Maurice Sendak
"A Wrinkle in Time (Time Quintet, #1)" by Madeleine L'Engle
"The Princess Bride" by William Goldman
"Janitors (Janitors, #1)" by Tyler Whitesides
"The Giving Tree" by Shel Silverstein
"Crossed (Matched, #2)" by Ally Condie
"Matched (Matched, #1)" by Ally Condie
"Looking for Alaska" by John Green
"The Fault in Our Stars" by John Green
"The Magician's Elephant" by Kate DiCamillo
"Peter and the Starcatchers (Peter and the Starcatchers, #1)" by Dave Barry
"Peter and the Secret of Rundoon (Peter and the Starcatchers, #3)" by Dave Barry
"Peter and the Shadow Thieves (Peter and the Starcatchers, #2)" by Dave Barry
"Hour of the Olympics (Magic Tree House, #16)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Day of the Dragon King (Magic Tree House, #14)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Tigers at Twilight (Magic Tree House, #19)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Viking Ships At Sunrise (Magic Tree House, #15)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Christmas in Camelot (Magic Tree House, #29)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Twister on Tuesday (Magic Tree House, #23)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Lions at Lunchtime (Magic Tree House, #11)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Ghost Town at Sundown (Magic Tree House, #10)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Sunset of the Sabertooth (Magic Tree House, #7)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Tonight on the Titanic (Magic Tree House, #17)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Midnight On The Moon (Magic Tree House, #8)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Afternoon on the Amazon (Magic Tree House, #6)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Dolphins at Daybreak (Magic Tree House, #9)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Night of the Ninjas (Magic Tree House, #5)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Pirates Past Noon (Magic Tree House, #4)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Mummies in the Morning (Magic Tree House, #3)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"The Knight at Dawn (Magic Tree House, #2)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"Dinosaurs Before Dark (Magic Tree House, #1)" by Mary Pope Osborne
"The Hunger Games (The Hunger Games, #1)" by Suzanne Collins
"Catching Fire (The Hunger Games, #2)" by Suzanne Collins
"Mockingjay (The Hunger Games, #3)" by Suzanne Collins
"Allegiant (Divergent, #3)" by Veronica Roth
"Insurgent (Divergent, #2)" by Veronica Roth
"The Bronze Key (Magisterium, #3)" by Holly Black
"The Copper Gauntlet (Magisterium, #2)" by Holly Black
"The Iron Trial (Magisterium, #1)" by Holly Black
"The Flight of the Phoenix (Nathaniel Fludd, Beastologist, #1)" by R.L. LaFevers
"The Innovators: How a Group of Hackers, Geniuses and Geeks Created the Digital Revolution" by Walter Isaacson
"The Information: A History, a Theory, a Flood" by James Gleick
"Myth-Gotten Gains (Myth Adventures, #17)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Class Dis-Mythed (Myth Adventures, #16)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-Told Tales (Myth Adventures, #13)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-Fortunes (Myth Adventures, #19)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-ion Improbable (Myth Adventures, #11)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-Chief (Myth Adventures, #18)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-ing Persons / Little Myth Marker (Myth Adventures, #5-6)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-Taken Identity (Myth Adventures, #15)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth Alliances (Myth Adventures, #14)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Something M.Y.T.H. Inc. (Myth Adventures, #12)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Sweet Myth-Tery of Life (Myth Adventures, #10)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-Nomers and Im-Pervections (Myth Adventures, #8)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Robert Asprin's Myth-Fits" by Jody Lynn Nye
"Robert Asprin's Myth-Quoted" by Jody Lynn Nye
"The Silmarillion (Middle-Earth Universe)" by J.R.R. Tolkien
"The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings, #3)" by J.R.R. Tolkien
"The Two Towers (The Lord of the Rings, #2)" by J.R.R. Tolkien
"The Fellowship of the Ring (The Lord of the Rings, #1)" by J.R.R. Tolkien
"The Hobbit or There and Back Again" by J.R.R. Tolkien
"I Shall Wear Midnight (Discworld, #38; Tiffany Aching, #4)" by Terry Pratchett
"A Hat Full of Sky (Discworld, #32; Tiffany Aching, #2)" by Terry Pratchett
"Wintersmith (Discworld, #35; Tiffany Aching, #3)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Shepherd's Crown (Discworld, #41; Tiffany Aching, #5)" by Terry Pratchett
"Maskerade (Discworld, #18; Witches #5)" by Terry Pratchett
"Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches #4)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Truth (Discworld, #25; Industrial Revolution, #2)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Fifth Elephant (Discworld, #24; City Watch, #5)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Last Continent (Discworld, #22; Rincewind #6)" by Terry Pratchett
"Counterstrike (Urban Outlaws, #4)" by Peter Jay Black
"Lockdown (Urban Outlaws #3)" by Peter Jay Black
"Urban Outlaws (Urban Outlaws, #1)" by Peter Jay Black
"Stormbreaker (Alex Rider, #1)" by Anthony Horowitz
"Another Whole Nother Story" by Cuthbert Soup
"A Whole Nother Story" by Cuthbert Soup
"Mission Unstoppable (The Genius Files, #1)" by Dan Gutman
"We Are Not Eaten by Yaks (An Accidental Adventure, #1)" by C. Alexander London
"Happy Birthday, Bad Kitty" by Nick Bruel
"Tech Titans (Profiles #3)" by Carla Killough McClafferty
"Cake Wrecks: When Professional Cakes Go Hilariously Wrong" by Jen Yates
"The Uglydoll Ugly Guide to the Uglyverse (Ugly Guide, #1)" by David Horvath
"Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports (Maximum Ride, #3)" by James Patterson
"School's Out—Forever (Maximum Ride, #2)" by James Patterson
"Angel (Maximum Ride, #7)" by James Patterson
"Fang (Maximum Ride, #6)" by James Patterson
"Max (Maximum Ride, #5)" by James Patterson
"Maximum Ride Forever (Maximum Ride, #9)" by James Patterson
"The Angel Experiment (Maximum Ride, #1)" by James Patterson
"The Witches" by Roald Dahl
"The BFG" by Roald Dahl
"Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl
"The Vicar of Nibbleswicke" by Roald Dahl
"The Sun Is Also a Star" by Nicola Yoon
"The Art of the Catapult: Build Greek Ballistae, Roman Onagers, English Trebuchets, and More Ancient Artillery" by William Gurstelle
"Robotz" by Steve Munzer
"The Winter Worm Business" by Patricia Reilly Giff
"Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School (Wayside School #2.5)" by Louis Sachar
"Wayside School Gets A Little Stranger (Wayside School, #3)" by Louis Sachar
"Sideways Stories from Wayside School (Wayside School #1)" by Louis Sachar
"Wayside School Is Falling Down (Wayside School #2)" by Louis Sachar
"Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise? and Other Imponderables: Mysteries of Everyday Life Explained" by David Feldman
"I Totally Funniest: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #3)" by James Patterson
"I Even Funnier (I Funny, #2)" by James Patterson
"I Funny: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #1)" by James Patterson
"Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened" by Allie Brosh
"Maniac Magee" by Jerry Spinelli
"Gregor the Overlander (Underland Chronicles, #1)" by Suzanne Collins
"Uncle John's Totally Quacked Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!" by Bathroom Readers' Institute
"Uncle John's Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, #25)" by Bathroom Readers' Institute
"Uncle John's Legendary Lost Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader #5-7)" by Bathroom Readers' Institute
"Uncle John's Curiously Compelling Bathroom Reader (Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, #19)" by Bathroom Readers' Institute
"Uncle John's OLD FAITHFUL 30th Anniversary Bathroom Reader" by Bathroom Readers' Institute
"Do-It-Yourself Book (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)" by Jeff Kinney
"The Third Wheel (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #7)" by Jeff Kinney
"Cabin Fever (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #6)" by Jeff Kinney
"The Ugly Truth (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #5)" by Jeff Kinney
"Dog Days (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #4)" by Jeff Kinney
"The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #3)" by Jeff Kinney
"Rodrick Rules (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #2)" by Jeff Kinney
"Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, #1)" by Jeff Kinney
"The Lake House (When the Wind Blows, #2)" by James Patterson
"The Lost (Witch & Wizard, #5)" by James Patterson
"The Kiss (Witch & Wizard, #4)" by James Patterson
"The Fire (Witch & Wizard, #3)" by James Patterson
"The Gift (Witch & Wizard, #2)" by James Patterson
"Witch & Wizard (Witch & Wizard, #1)" by James Patterson
"1984" by George Orwell
"The City of Ember (Book of Ember, #1)" by Jeanne DuPrau
"Carpe Jugulum (Discworld #23; Witches #6)" by Terry Pratchett
"Alvin's Swap Shop" by Clifford B. Hicks
"The Science Fiction Hall of Fame: Volume II A (The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, #2A)" by Ben Bova
"The Science Fiction Hall of Fame: Volume II B (The Science Fiction Hall of Fame, #2B)" by Ben Bova
"A Spell for Chameleon (Xanth #1)" by Piers Anthony
"Dinky Hocker Shoots Smack!" by M.E. Kerr
"Thyme Running Out (The Tartan of Thyme, #2)" by Panama Oxridge
"Running Out of Time" by Margaret Peterson Haddix
"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry Potter #1)" by J.K. Rowling
"Paper Towns" by John Green
"The Sword of Summer (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, #1)" by Rick Riordan
"The Hammer of Thor (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, #2)" by Rick Riordan
"The Ship of the Dead (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard, #3)" by Rick Riordan
"The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak
"To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee
"The Mad Scientists' Club (Mad Scientists' Club, #1)" by Bertrand R. Brinley
"Demon Lord of Karanda (The Malloreon, #3)" by David Eddings
"Pawn of Prophecy (The Belgariad, #1)" by David Eddings
"Queen of Sorcery (The Belgariad, #2)" by David Eddings
"Castle of Wizardry (The Belgariad, #4)" by David Eddings
"Guardians of the West (The Malloreon, #1)" by David Eddings
"Magician's Gambit (The Belgariad, #3)" by David Eddings
"Sorceress of Darshiva (The Malloreon, #4)" by David Eddings
"Enchanters' End Game (The Belgariad, #5)" by David Eddings
"Making Money (Discworld, #36; Moist Von Lipwig, #2)" by Terry Pratchett
"Influx" by Daniel Suarez
"Phule's Paradise (Phule's Company, #2)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Wyrd Sisters: The Play" by Terry Pratchett
"Beyond the Deepwoods (The Edge Chronicles: The Twig Saga #1)" by Paul Stewart
"The Edge Chronicles 5: Stormchaser: Second Book of Twig" by Paul Stewart
"The Bad Beginning (A Series of Unfortunate Events, #1)" by Lemony Snicket
"Who Could That Be at This Hour? (All the Wrong Questions, #1)" by Lemony Snicket
"The Secret Keepers" by Trenton Lee Stewart
"The Clockwork Three" by Matthew J. Kirby
"The Face on the Milk Carton (Janie Johnson, #1)" by Caroline B. Cooney
"M.Y.T.H. Inc. in Action (Myth Adventures, #9)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link (Myth Adventures, #7)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Little Myth Marker (Myth Adventures, #6)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth-ing Persons (Myth Adventures, #5)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Phule's Company (Phule's Company, #1)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Hit or Myth (Myth Adventures, #4)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Another Fine Myth (Myth Adventures, #1)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Myth Directions (Myth Adventures, #3)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"Witches Abroad (Discworld, #12; Witches #3)" by Terry Pratchett
"Life, the Universe and Everything (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #3)" by Douglas Adams
"The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #2)" by Douglas Adams
"The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
"The Man Who Folded Himself" by David Gerrold
"The Strictest School in the World: Being the Tale of a Clever Girl, a Rubber Boy and a Collection of Flying Machines, Mostly Broken (The Mad Misadventures of Emmaline and Rubberbones)" by Howard Whitehouse
"Justin Thyme (The Tartan of Thyme, #1)" by Panama Oxridge
"Among the Enemy (Shadow Children, #6)" by Margaret Peterson Haddix
"Among the Brave (Shadow Children, #5)" by Margaret Peterson Haddix
"Among the Betrayed (Shadow Children, #3)" by Margaret Peterson Haddix
"Among the Impostors (Shadow Children, #2)" by Margaret Peterson Haddix
"Among the Hidden (Shadow Children, #1)" by Margaret Peterson Haddix
"Thief of Time (Discworld, #26; Death, #5)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Lost Stories (Ranger's Apprentice, #11)" by John Flanagan
"Darke (Septimus Heap, #6)" by Angie Sage
"Fyre (Septimus Heap, #7)" by Angie Sage
"Physik (Septimus Heap, #3)" by Angie Sage
"Queste (Septimus Heap, #4)" by Angie Sage
"Magyk (Septimus Heap, #1)" by Angie Sage
"Syren (Septimus Heap, #5)" by Angie Sage
"And Another Thing... (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #6)" by Eoin Colfer
"The Supernaturalist" by Eoin Colfer
"The Atlantis Complex (Artemis Fowl, #7)" by Eoin Colfer
"The Last Guardian (Artemis Fowl, #8)" by Eoin Colfer
"The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, #3)" by Eoin Colfer
"The Opal Deception (Artemis Fowl, #4)" by Eoin Colfer
"The Arctic Incident (Artemis Fowl, #2)" by Eoin Colfer
"Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, #1)" by Eoin Colfer
"Lawn Boy" by Gary Paulsen
"Hatchet" by Gary Paulsen
"my side of the mountian" by Jean Craighead George
"The Sorcerer in the North (Ranger's Apprentice, #5)" by John Flanagan
"The Icebound Land (Ranger's Apprentice, #3)" by John Flanagan
"The Battle for Skandia (Ranger's Apprentice, #4)" by John Flanagan
"The Burning Bridge (Ranger's Apprentice, #2)" by John Flanagan
"The Ruins of Gorlan (Ranger's Apprentice, #1)" by John Flanagan
"Fahrenheit 451" by Ray Bradbury
"A Sound of Thunder" by Ray Bradbury
"The Giver" by Lois Lowry
"Divergent (Divergent, #1)" by Veronica Roth
"Ready Player One (Ready Player One, #1)" by Ernest Cline
"A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson
"The Sandman: Book of Dreams (The Sandman)" by Neil Gaiman
"The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (Dirk Gently, #2)" by Douglas Adams
"Myth Conceptions (Myth Adventures, #2)" by Robert Lynn Asprin
"The Wee Free Men (Discworld, #30; Tiffany Aching, #1)" by Terry Pratchett
"Small Gods (Discworld, #13)" by Terry Pratchett
"Night Watch (Discworld, #29; City Watch, #6)" by Terry Pratchett
"Going Postal (Discworld, #33; Moist von Lipwig, #1)" by Terry Pratchett
"Equal Rites (Discworld, #3; Witches, #1)" by Terry Pratchett
"Guards! Guards! (Discworld, #8; City Watch #1)" by Terry Pratchett
"Mort (Death, #1; Discworld, #4)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Color of Magic (Discworld, #1; Rincewind, #1)" by Terry Pratchett
"The Hobbit, Part One" by J.R.R. Tolkien