User:TheParasite
TheParasite has retired
[edit]I made this account to point out a significant problem in Wikipedia, and explain the mechanism that allows it to continue and which could be used to fix the problem. There are destructive people like the TheParasite roaming Wikipedia, making it a vicious place for many people, particularly newcomers. However, I decided that this account is a distraction and complexity that I no longer wish to have and so TheParasite is retiring. Please try to work to fix the problems that lead to this problem, I know that I will continue to do so. Sincerely, North8000 (talk) 23:41, 18 June 2011 (UTC)
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Most of the time I am North8000 who tries to contribute and be productive. But I have a split personality, when my second personality comes out I am "TheParasite". When this personality comes out, I just want to pick at, delete, criticize and tag other people's work rather than doing anything useful such as creating material. And I never work on correcting any issues that I tag. And this is my user page.
I am so glad I found Wikipedia. While out in the real world, I have been frustrated and denigrated for only doing negative things, Wikipedia policies not only enable me to spend the whole day just throwing rocks at other people, it also gives me the ammunition to exude a tone of moral superiority when I am doing so. Since Wikipedia policies are written so that only about 10% of what's in Wikipedia fully complies with them, no productive person is safe from my rock throwing. The only people who are safe from me are the ones like me who don't create any content for me to throw rocks at.
I am so expert at quoting and misusing Wikipedia policies, so expert at Wikipedia jargon, and so expert at pretending that I am a constructive person when I talk to administrators (who never have the the time to really investigate me) that I am invincible when I pick fights within Wikipedia. If you anger me I will go after you and win, and trash your article. The only way to be safe from me is to be an unproductive person like me who doesn't create anything in Wikipedia.
I may be a misfit in the outside world, but inside Wikipedia I am king!
Sincerely,
TheParasite
I found my favorite tag
[edit]Here it is; it gives me a feeling of moral superiority, and gets me immortality in articles:
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