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John Lombardi

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. The son of ALFONSO and BIANCA LOMBARDI, the father of David Lombardi was born on April 17. 1963 in Plymouth Massachusetts. At the age of 16 he could squat 600 pounds, when he tried 610 pounds his knees gave out and he shattered both knees. since then he has had 13 knee operations and has no knee caps what so ever. John has managed to gain a lot of job security at Ernies Restaurant in plymouth by holding down the fort at 22 years of employment and counting. he has been making pizza so long he can make dough 9 ounces without the use of a scale. in the year 1986 johns front tooth was knocked out of his head at ernies by a broom. he did not go to the dentist and get it fixed. john battled a cocaine addiction for most of his adult life, he says he has "done enough to kill a small horse." in his time at ernies he has come very close to taking women "out behind the fence" where he would allegedly "F*** her up her A**." john would be most notorious for his "johnnyisms". which are cliches that john himself has rewritten extreamly rapidly in his head and/or he just doesnt really know how they go. examples: "thats like getting F***ED in the A** with out a rope" "i bet she F***S like a storm trooper" "Yep im still here, like a bad penny." "Are you illiterate, or can you just not read" "you could F*** up a wet dream if i didn't give you a towel" "manny aint doing nothin and gonzales is jerkin' off spiders" "even a spidermonkey could park that truck" "its as useful as tits on a skunk" "hes got a mind like a steel trap, always open" "that will fuck up the whole ball of works" "do something, i dont even care if its wrong." johns legacy will live on through us all, because it doesnt make him a bad guy. Sources Old Colony Memorial Press: wickedlocal.com plymouth troll colony: plymouthtrolls.com 151.203.118.78 (talk) 01:17, 15 May 2008 (UTC) Declined. The proposed article is not suitable for Wikipedia. Thanks anyway. Winnifred-Ian-Leonard-Harry-Ellen-Lucy-Marilyn-Ingrid-Nora-Amanda Walter-Ira-Lauren-Lalla (talk) 01:45, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
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Gambling Social Network

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. DealtoPlay.com is an online, social-networking community designed for online poker and casino players. DealtoPlay.com offers amateur and professional online poker/casino players the opportunity to have fun, learn, interact, and socialize with their wagering buddies. In addition, they offer members the ability to reach out to other online poker/casino members, find out who played where, and explore how they connected. The Website invites members to have fun, make buddies and build a strong, online, gambling community. Sources http://pr-canada.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=32967&Itemid=61 24.200.115.136 (talk) 01:37, 15 May 2008 (UTC) Declined. This doesn't explain the website's significance, however. It seems to be more self-promoting, like an advertisement. Wikipedia is not a promotional service for websites, people, organizations, products or anything else, nor should it be treated as one. Thanks anyway. Winnifred-Ian-Leonard-Harry-Ellen-Lucy-Marilyn-Ingrid-Nora-Amanda Walter-Ira-Lauren-Lalla (talk) 01:49, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
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Jacob McCulley

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This request for creation has been reviewed. The reviewer comments appear below the article text. If you want to make changes and try again, copy and paste your article into a new submission and make your changes there. Jacob McCulley, age 20, single. Is a student at University of Central Florida majoring in Civil Engineering. He went to Tampa Catholic High School and graduated one of the top of his class in 2006. Sources Tampa Catholic website, www.tampacatholic.org 70.121.59.197 (talk) 04:15, 15 May 2008 (UTC) Declined. This suggestion doesn't sufficiently explain the importance or significance of the subject. See the speedy deletion criteria (A7) and/or guidelines on notability. Please provide more information on why the subject is worthy of inclusion in an encyclopedia. Thank you. --Hdt83 Chat 04:16, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
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