User:Cmrc23/Ogre WikiBear
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Ogre Wikibear | |
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An Ogre WikiBear with a WikiDog | |
Scientific classification | |
Domain: | Eukaryota |
Kingdom: | Animalia |
Phylum: | Chordata |
Class: | Mammalia |
Order: | Carnivora |
Family: | Ursidae |
Genus: | Ursus |
Species: | |
Subspecies: | U. w. Mythus
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Trinomial name | |
Ursus wikiarctos Mythus |
The Ogre WikiBear (Ursus wikiarctos Mythus) is a subspecies of WikiBear that also displays WikiOgre characteristics. In particular, they hibernate much more frequently - often every two to three months. When they emerge, they enter a period of intense activity, feasting on vandals, copyedits, and sometimes larger meals such as article rewrites. This period of activity typically lasts for a few weeks, during which they may rack up a considerable number of edits during a single day. They have also been spotted entering periods of low activity, in which they may still leave their cave to feed, but only for a few edits, before returning to sleep.
It is speculated by some[according to whom?] that they may be a crossbreed or hybrid of the two species.