The Finnish artist Henrik Tikkanen was known for his aphorisms presented with his illustrations in the newspaper Hufvudstadsbladet – fraudulently misattributed as quotations by famous people. Here are some more original pieces of stupidity or wisdom misattributed to the uninvolved.
You asked me once, what was in Room 641A. I told you that you knew the answer already. Everyone knows it. The thing that is in Room 641A is the worst thing in the world.
We advise you to stop your activities against Kavkaz Center. Unless you come to your senses, we will cut off your head and those of your whole family. You have 7 days to consider.