User:Threecarbunch
Menu:
Fried twinkies wrapped in bologna-$7.50
Pepperoni on brownies-$4.67
Timmy croissant-$0.000956
Internet with a side of blue cheese toe nails-$36.79
Burned toast with toe jam-$345.90
Specials:
Fried egg-El cheapo
Mac n cheese- Dirt cheap
Cheerios-nada
Soups of the day:
Armadillo foot soup-lots
Oreo soup with a side of cream-too much
Salads:
Caesar salad without the greens-no comment
Spaghetti and gastrointestinal lining salad-lala
Deserts:
Sand covered in chocolate fudge-$111111111111111111111.111111111111111
Spam ice cream-$222222222222222.222222221234567890
Oil and grease shake-$8888888888888888888888.8888888888888888889
Beverages:
Water-$11.50 plus an arm and a leg