User talk:Short Brigade Harvester Boris (original)

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oh yes... Welcome from me too! KillerChihuahua^?!? 06:31, 20 July 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Blocked

I have blocked you for telling MastCell to "piss off". "Piss?" That's a weak choice for a 4-letter word in that slot. If you're going to say something, go for the gold (hell, silver is only worth like $17 per troy ounce anyways). Antelan 21:00, 8 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Ketone light!? That awful shit is certainly composed of aldehyde. Actually, believe it or not, I subjected myself to Bud Ice tonight... Ugh. Warm regards; I hope all is well in the real world. I'll be back in 2 months to say hello. Antelan 05:34, 9 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Off the wagon

Uh oh... edits to greenhouse gas and global warming. You're falling off the wagon - I need to get ahold of your sponsor. :) MastCell ^Talk 07:11, 9 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Just some unwinding at the end of a long week. Took the dog for a walk, learned to play a beautiful old song, a little reading, some tomfoolery on Wikipedia. Anyway I reserve the right to be utterly inconsistent. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 07:19, 9 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Inconsistent? Does that mean you're going to start citing Michael Crichton as an authority on global warming? And since when is Fleetwood Mac "old"? When you said an "old song", I thought you meant "Greensleeves" or something. MastCell ^Talk 07:30, 9 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Speaking of old, my personal preference is for Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac. For that matter, Christine Perfect was just perfect as a blues singer. Things went downhill after that in my ancient opinion. . . dave souza, talk 21:09, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Ho ho, I have Black Magic Woman, Shake Your Moneymaker, and a couple of others on the quicklist of my mp3 player. And few things in life compare to The Green Manalishi with the volume turned up to 11 and a good set of speakers... (Though McVie is a bit dull as a bassist -- even an untalented dabbler like me can easily cop his lines.) The oldest stuff I play is along the lines of this and this. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 21:21, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

You want I should sic a police dog on you? Mind you, you're probably safe enough as it's a bit tedious retuning in open D and back again. Also my attempts were never more than a pale echo of the original. Dunno about Thomas, sounds worth following up. Ah well, just wish somebody would tell me what diddy wa diddy means. . . dave souza, talk 21:43, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Manifesto

[1]. Thought it could use a kickstart. MastCell ^Talk 03:15, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Dang, you found it. It was supposed to be one of those slowly gestating things that I unleashed on the world when it had grown to inspire awe and dismay. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 04:46, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

No match for my investigative skillz. Sorry about that, though. Feel free to remove my ramblings. MastCell ^Talk 06:00, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

As one of the cabalists you're welcome to contribute, as are shady characters like Tim Vickers, Dave Souza, Orangemarlin and the rest. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 06:26, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

I am quite offended that you consider me a shady character. How dare you lump me with Mast Cell, who gains all of his medical knowledge from episodes of House. Meh. Now, when are you going to get back on here and balance out the POV-pushing from MC. OrangeMarlin ^{Talk• Contributions} 20:16, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

This is an outrage! Now everyone with a watchlist is a cabal, according to that linked larsenious character. Humph. Most uncivil, kindly do not repeat such nonsense, or I will be obliged to chastise you. . . dave souza, talk 21:13, 14 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Boris, is this manifesto part of the "25% teaching" you mention on your website? :) Splette :) ^{How's my driving?} 14:45, 23 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Tag Team: Watchlists = user contributions?

You've made a couple of references to "watchlists" in your edits to Tag team. You mean user contributions, right? --Ronz (talk) 04:27, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

Watchlists, contributions, it's all the same. ;-) Thanks for the catch. Short Brigade Harvester Boris (talk) 04:32, 13 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

MastCell (talk · contribs)

This ne'er-do-well was just blocked. I suggest that the puppetmaster should not respond to the unblock template. OrangeMarlin ^{Talk• Contributions} 20:12, 22 August 2008 (UTC)[reply]

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